- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Aisian failed a test

What did the clerk say and do when he was givng out free food What he did:Gave them What he said:"If you want to get this free, pay $5.00"

What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

What is similar to an orange?? A tangerine.

Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because HItler took he's parents away.

why did the kid get chemotherapy? because he had cancer

why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

You know whats funny? Women's rights

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

What's long, hard, and full of seamen? An ejaculating penis.

Q: What is worse than loosing your arms? A: Dying

What's red but smells like blue paint? Red paint.

How many Spanish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Uno

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

A black man walks into a book store.

What's the difference between a turtle and a horse? The horse has no shell.

A donkey walks into a supermarket and asks the cashier "Where are the potatoes?" The cashier replies "aisle 3" The donkey goes to aisle 3 And there are no potatoes

What happened to those who survived the attack on Hiroshima? They were killed in Nagasaki

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Due to Helen Keller's disabilities she wasn't able to own an animal. If she did have a dog, it would be named spot because that was a popular pet name in that period of time.

liam buchan is gay !

A brunette is walking up the side of a river. She sees a blonde on the other side. "How did you get to the other side?" asked the brunette. "I used the bridge just a few more kilometers up" the blonde replies.

Why did little Jimmy go crying to his mummy? Because she was shot.

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