- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did timmy from southpark say after his warther melested him? TIMMY

What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

A man walked into a house, He never came back out as he fell down the stairs and snapped his neck, His family mourn him everyday.

how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

Knock Knock Who's there? Nick Oh hi Nick come in

God said "let there be light" Chuck Noris said "say please

Sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

Little kid asks his mom: "Why do zombies eat people?" His mom says: "Becasue honey, your MEAT"

I milked the cow, but no gas came out.

A skeleton walks into a bar. It's inside a person. He orders a beer and enjoys it contentedly.

why couldn't the blonde change the light bulb? because he chose the wrong sized screwdriver from his tool box

Where does the king keep his armies? In a variety of military barracks and bases situated around his kingdom where they are ready to be deployed for combat or peacekeeping operations.

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

What is green and fuzzy and can kill you when it falls out of a tree A pooltable

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

What was the babies first word? Nothing: It was a still-born.

Q: What's better than ice cream? A: Two ice creams! Q: What's better than 2 ice creams? A: Still two ice creams!

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Are you a tree? A: No.

A guy walks into a bar Many people gather around him to see if he is alright and to tell him he needs to watch where he is going.

How many illegal immigrants does it take to change a lightbulb? Why should his legal status matter at all in this situation?

What is worse than torturing, "forcibly penetrate" and then slowly and painfully kill nine billion people? The Holocaust?

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