- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man had a blue hat, a yellow hat and a red hat. This man has three hats.

A: knock knock B: the door is open, why don't you come right in?

Scrooge McDuck dives headfirst into his pool of gold coins... He breaks his neck from the impact of the landing and dies.

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

I agree to the terms and conditions

A man knocks on a wooden door. A woman says who is it?

Knock knock Go fuck yourself

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because the mas of the ice-cream gathered up enough potential energy to increase the velocity of said ice cream making a mess on the ground.

How do black men eat chicken? Chicken goes in bone come out.

I was gonna tell a gay joke Butt fuck it.

There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

A blonde keeps walking down her driveway to her mailbox.Finally, her neighbor asks, "Why?" The blonde replies, "The computer says I've got mail."

How do you identify a Chinese tank? They smash their own people.

Why did a monkey fall out of a tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of a tree? Gravity. Why did the third monkey fall out of a tree? He was stapled to the second monkey.

Its true, he didnt write that!!

Knock Knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who?

Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

why did the little girl fall off the swing - she had no arms.

What is worst than a1000 baby's stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

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My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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