What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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a Jewish preist grew up in a black family. what do you call them? a loving family.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

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An atheist dies and so will we all, eventually.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

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You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

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Grapefruit.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side -Tag

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wish you were here, To get to the other side!

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A black man and a white man walk into a bar, "what will it be" said the bartender. Milk, chocolate milk.

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What's sadder then a dead puppy? 2 dead puppies.

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What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

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Knock Knock! Come in..

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away? What about the vampires?

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Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

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Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

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What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

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Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

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69.... is a number

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Yeah, I mean to be honest with you, I get that one a lot.

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A bishop died and went to heaven. At the Pearly gates he sees Saint Peter , so he says to Peter "All my life I've been a committed Christian, but I just before I died I was tempted by a woman of ill repute". Saint Peter says "This is just an illusion, your dying brain is merely conjuring up images based on your presuppositions of an 'afterlife'. You have about three seconds left"

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A black guy gets arrested...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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