Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

why did bob hit Jim Because bob didn't like Jim

if bob has 400 pieces of chocolate and eats 200 chocolates how many does he have left. none he died from diabetes

Whats worse than a flat tire? penile fracture

Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my arm! Doctor: It's because your blind son

What's the difference between a train and a lamp? A lot

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

I used to be an adventurer like you...but then I was diagnosed with cancer.

what's worse than fining out that the best and worst jokes on anti-joke.com are about the Holocaust The Holocaust

What got stolen from the poor boys house... Nothing, he was so poor that he couldn't even afford any thing

What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

Q; Why did the gas station attendant scream when 3 black men walked into his store? A: It was his surprise birthday party.

Dog is walking through a park and is almost stepped on by a horse. Dog says, "Hey, watch where you're going!" Horse says, "Well, looky here! A talking dog!"

What is worse than Shaq's free throw percentage? The free throw percentages of Reggie Evans, Bo Outlaw, Andris Biedrins, Wilt Chamberlain, Chris Dudley and Ben Wallace.

Really? Okay! UPPER COMMENT GOOD NIGHT NEROCHAN!

there is a woman named shannen. she is happily married and has children.

Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

Why was the clown in red shoes wearing skis? Because he likes to ski in red shoes, and he's a clown

Why are "Polish" and "polish" spelled the same? The word is a homophone.

A chicken decides to cross a road. Unfortunately it gets ran over and does. The end.

why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

I was (really) asked one day by a guy if I wanted to star in a porn movie... Before I could even think about it he asked my 14 year old sister "Do you want to join in too?" And that kids, is why I am stuck in jail for pushing up a boot up a guys ass... Well replace boot with dick, and guys ass with my 14 year old sister and yeah... Naw... seriously she has hueg boobs though... at the age of 14, damn those melons have not even gone a bit greenish yellow and they are still growing... ...Hey Cassandra, its NeroMetal, good thing I am not your brother and that you are 19 right? NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH THAT NEROISM DUDE THAT CHATS HERE, I play videogames, and write books, and sign books... ...Then some guy sees my real name is Nero and goes that guy on horsehead network? Who? HE SUCKS! SUCKS ASS!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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