- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mommas so fat that when people look at her they say things like "shes bigger than me"

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

Why could'nt Susie talk? The mafia cut out her tounge

Its alright for you to act like a bitch but its not allright for me to call u one

Whats sad about a black man killing himself? That shaft DVD that he rented will probably be late now.

There is big difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse And helping your uncle jack off a horse

Why is Ellen Degeneres gay? Because she likes the same sex

Why did the black guy buy watermelon? It was on sale.

you know what ice cream's made out of, right? milk.

What is the name of the car? What

What's orange and hurts when you get it in your eye? An orange knife.

A bear and a rabbit are walking i n the woods until they spot a magic genie. The bear mauls the rabbit because it is the rabbit's natural predator and is indifferent to the genie because it has no prior education on persian mythology.

Your mother is so fat that her BMI is larger than average.

What did the anti-joke say to the joke? Your fly is down.

what gets louder as it get smaller? a baby in a blender

My favorite word starts with F and ends with U-C-K! My favorite word is FIRETRUCK! What'd you think I'd say? My favorite thing starts with P and ends with O-R-N! My favorite thing is POPCORN! What'd you think I'd say?

Holocaust jokes are not funny. And I don't see the humor behind them.

Whats the square root of x^2? Variables cant be gay

Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

You know it's sunny outside when you go outside and its sunny

When do doctors make house calls? When you're sick.

A Homosexual, a platypus, and a rubber spoon walk into a bar...

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender served him a beer and said "why the long face?", to which the horse replied "neigh". The bartender was later fired for incompetence and serving beer to a horse.

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