What do you say to a friend when they're feeling down? The Game

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you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

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Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

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Man: Are you tired Woman: No why? Man: You have bags under your eyes and you just yawned a minute ago

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Did you hear about the man who fell out of an aeroplane at 2000 feet? He was taking part in a charity skydive to raise money for his dying brother, a chronic sufferer of cystic fibrosis.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

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A Hispanic, Jew and black man walk into a bar. The bartender tells them to get out because he's closed.

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs sitting at your doorstep? matt what do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the water? bob what do you call a man that just had his daughter taken away from him? ...sam

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I'm Spartacus

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? (Other): "Because the P is silent." Because they're extinct.

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Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

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Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

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How do you get 100 people in one car. You can't.

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Roses are Tits Violets are Tits I love Tits TITS!

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

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What black and has children A black man

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Friends are like lettuce; If you eat their head, they die

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Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

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Hashtag

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a black man jumps in a pool.

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Want to hear a joke? No.

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Q: What do you call four black guys hanging in a barn? A: Farm tools

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

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patty was in sunday school, the teacher asked her "patty who created the universe?" john sliped into the seat next to her and jabbed her with a pen "LORD ALMIGHTY" the teacher said' good patty now who gave himself for us? john again jabbed her with a pin "JESUS CHRIST" "that very good patty now what did mary say to joseph after they had their 23 child?" john jabbed her " IF YOU STICK THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME ILL BREAK IT IN HALF!!!" the teacher fainted

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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