Don't look! I'm naked! No, seriously! I'm naked!

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What is bright yellow and tastes like Gatorade? Antifreeze

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Your momma is so fat that when she fell over, she couldn't get back up without help, and she probably got several bruises.

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When time is the best time to make a wish during the day? 9:11

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Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange. Aren't You Glad I Didn't Say Cliterus?

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Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

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Q: If you are running a race and a fridge hits you, how many dogs play x-box in the snow? A: 12 orange waffles

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why does everyone hate chris. cause he's a douchebag.

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Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

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why did phil ruin the patio furniture? because he wasnt familiar with the grammar technique used

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What did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They didn't. She was a blind deaf-mute, there was very little she could do wrong

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Shape like a book, have papers like a book, have a cover like a book, and could be read like a book. But it's not a book, what is it? A dictionary

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Three men walk into a bar because they were all blind.

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What's as hard as a rock? A rock

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what do you call a dog with no legs? doesnt matter what you call him, he aint coming!

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Well many scientists have theorized that a giant meteor hit the earth causing the extinction of most living things. Also if your christian : Dinosaurs never existed, evolution is the devils work, science is not the answer to the world's problems. Darwin was a foolish man, and thats that.

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A man walks into a bar, it looked like it hurt.

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A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

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What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I got a terminal disease and I'm going to die in six months. Mom if you're reading this I love you. Take good care of Joey.

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Person 1: What's 2+2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: Oh, you already heard that one.

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How does a blonde get pregnant? (I don't know) And you thought blondes were dumb.

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