"Knock Knock" "Who the hell is it?" "Patri..." "Go the hell away!"

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Like a bit of a cozy fight or something.

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Jon has 40 chololate bars, he eats 32, what does he have now? Diabetes.

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What's funny about Antijokes.com? Everything

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why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt, its just a myth

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Q. Whats long and and can drip out fluids? a tap.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

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What did the girl say to her ex? Fuck you.

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Why do Eskimos build igloos? Because it is the most practical form of habitation for their climate zone, lifestyle, and availability of materials.

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Once upon a time there was a magical duck in a magical kingdom. Nothing interesting ever happened to it and it was eaten by a magical fox.

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What did the girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was homeless and dead.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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Mom: Uncle toms coming home from the war Jimmy: What are we going to do Mom: Bury his coffin he hit a land mine .............. Jimmy: ^O^

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A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar man asks ''what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk

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why did the girl eat a banana? because she was hungry

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The KKK

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what's brown and sticky? A stick

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whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

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A horse walks into a bar the barkeeper asks 'Why the long face?' The horse, incapable of speaking English, walked around in a circle, excreated and left.

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Wait a moment, I will see what I can do.

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What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

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A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

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:(Sneeze) :Bless You :Thank You! :Mention it :Thank You!

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