Why was the 2-year-old girl found dead in the swamp? Her mom was Casey Anthony.

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A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

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what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

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You're a country without the "tree". Did you just call me a cunt?

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ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

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Why couldn't Peter climb the tree? Because he's a fish.

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Q: What's blue and fuzzy A: Blue fuzz

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How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

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roses are red violets are blue chickens are white and yellow trees are green and brown my yellow shirt is purple oh shit my dog died

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Q:what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? other person: What? A:how am i suppose to know I'm not a lawyer.

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What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

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How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

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Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

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hey i just met you and this is crazy so heres my number actually is dolan

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What is the difference between a pillow and a rock The rock could hert you.

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hey i just F****d u and this is crazy so delete the number and keep the baby

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Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

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a horse walks into a bar except it wasn't a horse it was Sarah Jessica Parker

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a 12 year eld Maxican girl is aksed to spell the werd newmonia she gets it rite and wins the spalling beef which makes me sad bcuz English is my forst langage and i still dont get it and im 25

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What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A baby playing in a plastic bag. How do you make a man pregnant? Stick a dead baby up his ass! How do you stop a baby falling down a manhole? Stick a javelin through it's head. How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them. -S

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How did the fat guy die? After an autopsy, it was discovered he was unaware of his type 2 diabetes and therefore did not treat it

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What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

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What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

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yo mamas so ugly she turned madoosa into stone

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