What has wheels and spins round and round? A dog in a wheelchair.

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why did the boy fall down? he was shot

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Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

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when Bonquisha and Letroy had a baby girl what did they name her? Courtney.

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Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

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what's better than winning the special olympics? -not being retarded

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What is the difference between Whitney Houston and Elvis. They are dead. And it make people go boo hoo

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The shopkeeper said to a customer, "It's raining cats and dogs!" The customer said, "Okay, I'll take eight of them."

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When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

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Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

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Walking down a cold, lonely, deserted street is a 10 year old who lost her parents. she has with her in plain sight her fathers wallet, so full of cash that it is literally too full. all of a sudden, a black man with a gum jumps out from around the corner. he then proceeds to mug her and shoot her. thanking the man for playing cops with her using finger guns, she goes home with a new coffee mug and a stick of gum. she died three days later from unrelated incidents.

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What did the PC say to the Mac? Nothing you idiot! Computers can't talk.

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Why did the little boy cry? I cut off his toes one by one and shoved fireworks up his ass

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What is the best thing about dating a slut? You can return her at Build-a-Hoe Workshop.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Why did you insult me and then punch me in the face? The hell if you care anymore, I killed you straight after. Neo-Nero. (Rest in peace Nero7 better known as The Moral Man, I hope I can one day live up to your greatness.) Moral: "Keep your spirits up, we are all going to die sometime, but life means nothing if we lose faith in ourselves and each other" Moral 2: "Nero Septimus, that will be my first and last moral that made a figment of fucking sense, if you are watching from whatever comes from life, I know that this is what you would have done, but just so you know and always wanted for us that followed you, I am doing this for my own goddamn fucking self, respects... Now if your ghost is still watching, get the fuck out of my room you damn cripple, and know that your arm is somewhere in the basement because its so goddamn bad ass that it fucking freaks me out, and so fucking heavy that I think you where some sort of superhuman, now gtfo, as you taught us, we cant focus on the goddamn afterlife, if we are gonna get the best out of life and the present, adios amigo"

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What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

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A woman walks into a sex sop, she buys a dildo.

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

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knock knock. whos there? the police. we have news about your daughter. She has been tortured and raped and you will never see her again for the man that took her has taken her out of our jurisdiction.

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What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

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What's big, wet and hairy? Not what you think it is.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

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