How do you make a plumber cry? Shit a brick.

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Mind magic for fuck ups: Did you know you can train your dog to magically arrive by saying YOUR name! Just tell it what your name is a lot and voila! Moral: made me laugh, fuck the rest of you XD

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Q: Ask me how far have you gone with a girl? A: Mexico

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Being a jew in the Holocaust.

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A man walks into a vagina

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What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time

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Two fish we're in a tank.. Yup.

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What do you call a guy with alot of money? A rich guy.

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What do you call a man with no arms? A cripple.

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Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

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What do you say to a friend when they're feeling down? The Game

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Girl, why are you crying? I'm not a girl, I'm a strawberry.

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Why did the cop pull the black guy over because he was speeding

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Why was the pedophile in jail? For indecent exposure to a child.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks "What can I get for you?" The man replies, "a drink"

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if i had a nickel for every time iv typed an anti joke... i would have $0.15

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Why did the fat guy sit on another guy? They were in a wrestling match.

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Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

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Roses are red violets are blue if you were number one I"ll pick number two, if you were number two then I'll pick POO!

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Why can't Mich Jackson draw a perfect circle? Because he's dead.

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What did the boy who got picked on everyday do? He took the bullies advice and killed himself.

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What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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