What did the unicorn say when he was kicked out of the grocery store? Nothing, dodo birds dont exist

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Why are black people so good at basketball because they can jump shoot and steel

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Why did the mexican mow the lawn. Because the grass in his front yard is longer than he likes it .

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why didn't the girl like that one guy? he hurt her, hurt her real bad.

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What starts with a 's' and ends in 'ex'? Sex -XH

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Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

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Why did Micheal fall off his bike? Someone threw a chainsaw at him.

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A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A black man is a human, with feelings, living cells and a loving and devoted family, while a park bench is made from wood and metal and used purely for people to sit on. In parks.

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what happens if you set micheal jackson on fire nothing he is 6 feet under incased in concrete if he wasnt hed melt

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The hooker walks into a bar wearing a vest and tight denim shorts. A drunken man proceeds in trying to have his way with her. He is thrown out for sexual mis-conduct and is currently waiting for his court date.

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Why the girl have a crooked leg? Her grandma thought that she was a pretzel and while the girl was sleeping the grandma tried to bend the girls leg into a pretzel shape

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Chaney is a dumb b****

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What does Chuck Norris do when he breaks his legs? he calls a doctor.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A worm in your intestinal tract.

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I was jaywalking when it hit me. You know, a car.

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A Mexican, a Jew and an African walk into a bar. Now, it seem it was the Jew's turn to pay for drinks. So, all three ordered drinks, and the Jew paid for them.

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~Chinese Anti Joke~ What is the difference between American army and Chinese army? American army teach youngsters to use their tanks. Chinese army smash youngsters with their tanks.

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What is the difference between a lion and a tiger? A lion ,on average, weighs 31 kilograms more.

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Someone threw a cigarette at me today... What a fag.

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A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

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What has four legs but can't walk? A tranquilized bear

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wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

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Q: Whats the difference between a friend and a bestfriend? A: The other one has best in front of it dumb A$$

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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