A black man and a mexican jump of a building to see who hits the ground first. Who wins? Society.

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more like nig!

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What's the difference between a horse and a unicorn? Horses are real.

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Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

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A dyslexic blind man

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Who will win in a fight Chuck Norris or Chuck Norris? I don't even know who he is -Lets go METS!!!!!!

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Q: why didn't the little black boy have a father? A: because he unfortunately died at the age of 48 with pancreatic cancer.

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What is the difference between a dog being hit by a car and an Arab being hit by a car? There are skidmarks before the dog

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A guy walks into a bar. He orders a coke. The bartender looks at the gentlemen with a little smile and says "Just a coke?"

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What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

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Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

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How do you pick up girls in Auschwitz? With a dustpan

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Why did suzie fall off the swing? Because She had no arms. Why did suzie fall off again? Becauze Jimmy was trying to snipe her in the head the first time

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Find the M: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

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You know what's bad? Running over a baby with a truck. You know what's worse? Skidding on it.

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what is Stephen Hawking's condom brand called? Anti-Virus

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing duplicates of the top jokes.

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What was the biggest party of 2010? The Democrats.

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My wife has terminal cancer.

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what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

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Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

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Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

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Why was the man reading various news articles on the Internet at 2:21 in the morning? Because at that time he could not sleep. Which meant he tried to find something else to fill his time up with.

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Catholicism.

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