- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

How did the boyfriend react when the girlfriend told him she was pregnant? Nothing.. He already changed his number and packed up his things and moved out of the state

A man said to another man," you are so stupid you climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side." The second man said," well you were on this side of the wall and I'm going to kick your ass." The second man had been drinking that night.

My uncle was involved in 9/11... He called me before the plane crashed into the twin towers, his final words were so comforting... "ALLAH AKBAR!!!"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

say it aloud and fast: •im sofa king stew ped •ice bank mice elf •alpha Q •mike hunt •mike ock

Yo mama so fat when she sat around the hous she sat AROUND the house

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

4 black men wearing ski masks and stripped jumpers kicked my door open and ran into my house knocking over and breaking things. They then realised this was not their friends house, apologised, paid for the damaged and left for the fancy dress party.

Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

What was the pirates grade? Arrr That isn't a valid grade

What do a cow and a banana have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

That's as _ as a __ guy. Works with anything, and people do laugh.

Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

There's two homosexuals having sex in the back of a van...........they're over 21 what's wrong with that!

A Nazi walks into a bar. No one really knows he's a Nazi and he doesn't talk about it that much in public, so he chats to some people then leaves after a few beers...

A baby walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "what'll ya have, Sport?" The baby's family runs in with a video camera screaming for joy over his first steps.

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