justin bieber

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What's funnier than killing a bunch of orphans? Pretty much anything is funnier than that. What's wrong with you?

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I worship you Nero, and I wont even begin to explain myself why.

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Andrew Wang getting a girlfriend.

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How many people live in China? At least ten.

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An elderly lady walks into an elevator. She falls over and I kick her in the head.

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If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

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Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

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How did Eric Clapton's son fall to his death? He crawled out the window.

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Guess what?..... I once saw a black man who had a job that wasnt on work release........

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A white man, a black man, and a woman are drinking in the local pub. The black man and the woman are hanged. Medieval European pubs did not permit either.

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how does a black woman find out if she is pregnant? she takes a pregnancy test

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Some guy stapled it to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A terrorist threw a refrigerator at it. Why did the girl fall off her bike? She was hit by 3 dead monkeys and a refrigerator.

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Roses are red Viloets are unicorns this? doesn't make sense Refridgeator

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Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

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A man walks into a bar and sees a jar filled with money. He asks the bartender, "What`s all this money for?" The bartender replies, "It`s Breast Cancer Awareness month and we are collecting donations." The man puts in $5, and continues on with his night.

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I ENJOY MASTURBATING

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

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What did the doctor say to the terminally ill patient? Your going to die.

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What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

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How come little billy couldn't ride a tricycle? Because he was born without legs due to a rare disease and therefore can't pedal.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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