- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whos worse than Akise Teague. Mike Vick

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? hello is anybody there? hello?....... .....the number your trying to reach has been removed please hang up the door knob and put the squirrel back in the lawnmower were belongs

What do you call a black woman who had 4 abortions? A Crimestopper

"You've got a lot of C in your body." said the doctor. Jimmy replied with glee: "Ah that's great news, vitamin C is.." "No you've got Hepatitis C, you'll be dead within a month."

What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

What did Chuck Norris say to the man that asked for his autograph? He happily obliged and continued on with his day.

when Bonquisha and Letroy had a baby girl what did they name her? Courtney.

Q: Why was jimmy's mom crying? A: Because her doctor said their were going to get rid of he cancer, 5 minutes later hey came back in and told her that he had made a mistake and that was for someone else, she was actually only had a month to live.

Why did the Titanic sink, even though people said it was unsinkable? Grit and determination.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? You did?! Oh . . .

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, and mute child get for his birthday? Nothing, his parents hate him.

Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

What is worse the the Holocaust? Nothing

CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

Roses are red, stones are gray, this poem is obvious, YOU DONT SAY??

"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

Once there was an English man, A Scottish man and an Irsh man. They were all in a scenario where each of them had to undetake a task. The English man and the Scottish man undertook their task without any problems, but the Irish man was confused resulting in a hilarious outcome.

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

The t rex said to the textbook ............. Im not going to read you

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