A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a grocery store. As they walk past the meat section, the Priest stops, smiles, and turns to the Rabbi. "Feeling Hungry?" The Rabbi reaches down and picks up a pack of Koscher hotdogs.

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

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What's worse than getting no up-votes on an anti-joke? Getting down votes

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"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

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what did the teacher say to the students when she was talking about the solar system The sun is very hot. At the core it is 15 million degrees Celsius or 27 million degrees Farenheit. Using a magnifying glass, we can see the very hot heat and the light of the sun. Please do not do that because it can hurt your eyes. This makes the light very bright and the heat is so hot it could start a fire.

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Advice from a pro: Don't be a faggot

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which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

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Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

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"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

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what is patrick wilson? smart

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a red boat and a blue boat collided all the survivors still have nightmares to this day

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How do you punish an electrician? Kill his family.

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Why couldn't the Chinese man drive? Because he didn't have his driver's license yet.

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What do Ed Milliband and David Milliband have in common? They are brothers.

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How do you beat a black man in a race? You run faster then him.

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why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

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What do you call a boy with no arms and a hunchback? -names

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what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

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What did I write on this website? This antijoke.

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Why is the guy fat? Because he eats too much.

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You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

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How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

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Yo mama so poor... that she possesses substantially less money than the average person working hard in order to accumulate money today.

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