A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

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whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? A naked chinese man jumping out of your trunk to beat you with a crowbar.

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whats the worst part about being a black jew your black and jewish

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whats worst then being raped tortured and killed? it happening to 500000 puppies DX

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Why Was a guy wearing Pink pants? Because He Was Gay.

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Your mom is so ugly that you should buy her a paper bag to cover her face because she is just so very unattractive that it burns mine and everyone else's eyes.

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69...you know how awkward this is now...

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A really hot girl walks past 2 guys and the following conversation is produced... Guy1:damn! look at that ass! Guy2:yep I bet shit comes from that thing! When's the last time she had diarrhea?!

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What did the little boy get on christmas morning? Cancer.

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Why did the business man move to New York? Because he saw a potential business opportunity that could benefit him and his loving family.

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Yo momma's so bulimic, and there's nothing funny about it at all.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken and a turkey? Just a sort of mixed bird thing.

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Get in the Batmobile.

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What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

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What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

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I once saw my grandparents making love.. that's why I dont eat raisens

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a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

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Why did the Asian Kid pass his test? He studied hard.

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You're at a funeral & your phone goes off and the ringtone is dead and gone

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what happened to the man with no arms or legs when he was pushed down a hill? nobody knows he is still going ........................................................................

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Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

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Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

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BOOBALANBOO

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Why can't Benitio Mussolini win the war? Becuase he's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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