A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

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What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? Wait a week.

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dassa

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A blond and a redhead are walking down the street the red head says look a dead bird the blond looks up

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Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Duh!!!."

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Roses are red Violets are buckets This poem makes no sense Boobs

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I am pregnant And it's your baby

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Boy: "Mom, I don't want to walk in circles anymore." Mother: "Shut up or I'll nail your other foot to the ground."

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What did the chubby, dirty, hobo get for Christmas? Cancer

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What did the white guy say to the black guy wearing a black T-shirt? That's a very nice shirt.

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Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

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What did the goat say to the other goat? They are poorly evolved animals and incable of speaking.

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Why did the boy loose his hat Because he got hit by a plane

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Yo mamma's so black, and that's ok. We're all different and unique.

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Jimmy has nine bags of sugar. He eats nine bags of sugar. What doeshe have now? Diabetes

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a giraffe walks into a bakery, "can I have 101 brown loafs please?" the baker answers: "hmm I've got only 100 loafs is that ok too?" the giraffe says: "why the hell would I need a 100 loafs?!"

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You might be a redneck. Sorry.

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What can I say, besides, the media is fighting one another now, people do have more freedom, religion is losing the grip on people, and yeah the world may be a bit grim right now, but people have chosen their own direction in life, and that is going wherever the most corrupt ones in society tell them to. And that was never different, I am not saying that you are not doing a good job, I am saying that the underground society failed, we where idealists, then we where branded criminals, without a shred of proof, I have not lost myself, and you have not lost you, why save the rest from what they enjoy?

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Whats blue, fuzzy and has little red dots all over? Beats me...

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why did sally fall off the swing cause she had no arms knock knock who's there? not sally

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was mauled by a tiger.

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A black man comes home from work.

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