why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was shot. why'd the second koala fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one. why'd the third koala fall out of the tree? it thought they were playing a game. why'd the refrigerator fall out of the tree? it thought it was a koala. why'd the man fall of his bike? it was hit by 3 koala's and a refrigerator.

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do you currently smoke? i hope not.

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What did the lawyer say to the Black man? Your case came through, the murderer of your wife has been caught

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Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

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Why did the pengoon cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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The moment where Perfect Cell returns declaring he has become "even more perfect" There is no level above perfect :P But sure Cell, strive to improve further on your "perfection", oh he is dead nevermind. Still my favorite character, narcissist, with a touch of class, and a sadistic personality, what more can you wish for?

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Whats funnier than a dead baby tied to a tree? Everything, infant mortality is a very sad thing.

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Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

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Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

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A duck, a goose, a turkey and a bald eagle were all flying together. All four of them were shot and killed by drunk hunters with machine guns. The hunters were promptly arrested by police authorities for shooting their national symbol. They were found guilty, and the other three birds were cooked for their last meals.

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Who's looking for judicial toenail clippings?

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Whats gayer then dancing with the stars? Justin beiber

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

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How do you know when a guy wants to have sex with you? When he rapes you

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Finding TWO worms in your apple.

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How did the blond die? Substance abuse

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What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

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What happens when you walk by two black men? You walk by two black men.

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Karen was an average high-schooler. When she got home she often went online to chat with strangers. One day she started chatting with a nice girl named Jami. They really got along, Karen could tell Jami all of her secrets. One day, Karen decided to met her new friend at a local park without telling her parents. When she arrived she discovered the gruesome truth about Jami. Jami wasn't in high-school. She was a ten-foot tall, vicious, velociraptor.

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Why did the gorilla leave the zoo? He didn't, he was released.

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Why can't black people swim? Because most African American individuals grow up in inner urban cities where they have little or no access to swimming facilities.

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Knock knock, Who's there? Jason. Jason wh-(death sound when being cut by chainsaw)

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What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

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Why do Jews circumcise their children.......because they like everything 10% off

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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