There's three sisters: a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. They know she's not they're real mom.

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Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

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A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

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Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

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Prostitution is bad.......

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Q:Why do people not live forever? A: Because they die dumbass.

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A midget walks under a bar

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your son has been in a car accident and has died.

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How do you give a 90 year old woman a pap smear? You don't

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Knock Knock Whose there? I have a gun and candy, get in the van

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if you are what you eat then arent pornstars considered vaginas?

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an dislexik nam rwote hits

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

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Simon says.. Nothing because he's deaf.

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What's worse than rain on your wedding day? You scheduling your wedding to be held on an aircraft carrier on december 7th 1941.

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Q: What happened when the rich man got married? A:His wife stole everything he had and left him a cold and broken man.

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two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

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Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

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how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

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Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

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What's the difference between a Duck and Michael Jackson? A Duck has feathers and goes "Quack quack" and Michael Jackson touches little boys......

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Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

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what is the difference between my pubes and my actualy hair on my head.... my pubes didnt fall off when i went trough chemo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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