What did the little gril with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer

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Poem Of Love: Each time i see you i feel like i need you and i love you.. i hope you became my girl and live with me cause without you i can't live.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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"The lack of a punch line is the punch line" Oh

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Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

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Why does 4 +5 = Hitler? It doesnt it equals 9.

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Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

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Q: Why is the Universe so big? A: Because it is the same size as my penis.

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Whats green and smells like grass? Grass scented air freshener, in a green colored can.

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raisin boogers

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So, a man walks into a bar, and he ends up in intensive care, because the bar was very hot and gave him severe burns. He was on business in an industrial park.

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Hey, you want to hear an anti-joke? yeah, sure. .....well, too bad!

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What did the white guy say to the black guy? What's up?

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Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

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What is the speed limit in front of Liberace's house? 40mph because that portion of the road is curved.

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Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

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What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

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A list of comebacks: Hows ur face nancy grace ur mom ur face ur moms face take it to my butt, cuz ur the only one that gives a crap

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Why did the girl drown? She had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

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There is a blonde, a redhead, and a brunnette stuck on a deserted island. the redhead gets sick of being trapped, so she decides to risk the 100 miles back to shore. she begins swimming, gets 10 miles out, gets tired, and drowns. the brunnette gets sick of being trapped, so she decides to risk it too. she gets 50 miles, gets tired, and drowns. The blonde decides to escape as well. she is able to swim 98 miles, gets tired, and swims back.

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Whats big, tall and fat? Most of America.

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Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

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dyslexic's Untie

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? With the technology of compact fluorescent light bulbs they don't go out for much longer, so the question is nearly irrelevant.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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