whats green white black red and can fly? nothing.

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What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

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What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

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Rebecca Black starts to sing a song, and when breaking out into her annoying chorus, we realize that it's not about the days of the week.

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Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

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what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

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wanna here a dirty joke? Suree A white horse fell in a mud puddle dum dumdum dum duuuuuuummmm

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Roses are red violets are blue im a mass murderer and i will kill your family with no hesitation

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why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

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Who let the dogs out? The dog's owner.

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whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

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A blode takes a trip to her favorite restaurant. She arrives safely. After consuming a delicious meal she dies of cancer.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust No, the Holocaust never even happened, you're an idiot.

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What did the doctor say to the Lawyer? I get paid more

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How do black guys say hi to each other? Hi.

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why did the kid fall over and break his neck? Because he slipped on the ice-cream from the kid who got hit by a bus.

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People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

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Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

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What is worse than a baby nailed to a tree? The holocaust. What is worse than 20 babies nailed to a tree? A baby nailed to 20 trees.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree there was no monkey

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What was wrong with the black guy? He was black

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Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh no! Someone's been murdered in my garden!

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Hey Jim? What? Pass the stapler.

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