How do you spell "black" when you writing an african american history essay. B L A C K

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Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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Knock Knock. Come in. -mattobrado

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I threw a fridge at her.

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why did Timmy fall off the the slide? he was hit by a plane why was Jimmy laughing? he watched Timmy get hit by the plane

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

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Why are Jewish men circumcised? Because it is the norm with that particular religious group to circumcise male infants shortly after birth.

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Whats funny about a car crash? If a bowl of soup is talking.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guiar who? Violin.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a room? A: Depends on how hard you can throw.

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how do you get mhairi mcdonald to shut up? rip out her throat.

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What did the fish say to the human ? He didn't say anything fish can't speak.

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Q: Why was Sally sad? A: Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally.

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

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HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

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What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

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Why was the black man happy? He got a raise.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Why didn't the black man make it into heaven? No one did, there is no evidence supporting the existence of an afterlife.

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Why can't vampires go out in the sun? Becuase they don't exist.

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Why does it take more than one squirrel to change a light bulb Why? Because they're so darn stupid

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What is a dog's favorite color? Dogs are colorblind and can not see colors.

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Anti Joke

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