- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom's so fat that her doctor recommended that she exercise regularly and foods with nutritional value!!!! Oh burn!!!!

Knock Knock Whos there Reality* Knock Knock Opens Door

Why did the horse stop runnIng? His master beat him to death.

Why couldnt the black guy swim? He couldn't swim because he had no parental figures growing up. His dad was part of a gang and his mom was a crack addict. He had noone to teach him how to swim.

My did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the cow fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second cow fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first cow.

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? We are both dinosaurs.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

guys ive got a TANK under my house a septic tank

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What do you call a seven foot Egyptian named Randy who trains leopards to uproot floral cactuses? Randy.

What's funny? At the exact moment you read this, someone is suffering from domestic abuse.

What did the child rapist say to the little boy? I'm going to rape you.

Whats the difference between a giraffe and an elephant. Ones a giraffe and ones and elephant

Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

a man walks into a bar and says "help me, my daughter just got hit by a car! the bartender phones the ambulance and the girl survives.

What happens when a Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. He gets a broken nose.

How did the little boy get lost? He didnt he got dragged into a van and was raped violently.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names...

whats the difference between a mexican and a fish? one is a human being while the other is a fish, what did you expect?

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