- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled to his face.

black chicken. kfc

What did the boy get at the bowling alley for his birthday? a corpse. *from Bones

What did the train say at the party Thomas isn't really dumb ass

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&Ms factory? Because she slapped the boss when he made a pass at her. Afterwhich she reported the incident to her Union and the boss was fired for Sexual Harassment. She was then rehired with a substantial increase in salary.

What hapenz when u drnk very hot cup of tea after lunch ............:-> nothing ... Cup becomes empty

Knock knock Who is there Banana Banana who Knock knock Who's there Banana Banana who Knock knock WHO'S THERE orange ...orange who Orange you glad I'm a cop here to tell you your family died in a horrible mask murdering and didn't say bannana again?

Q:What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpion

-What's a real anti joke? -This.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

I'm not wearing underwear. Why? Because I have built in underwear. :)

what did one mexican say to the other Hi.

What did one homo-sexual say to his four homo-sexual friends? Were One Direction!!

Sugar is sweet. Plums are too. Prison rape isn't funny either.

What's the difference between a kleenex and a man? One absorbs your tears while the other makes you cry.

Bags of delicious poop.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have cancer."

1-"What's the worst thing about a joke?" 2-"The stupid punchlines at the end" 1-"No-- when someone dies and can't live to tell it..." (laughter) 3-"What joke you guys laughing at." 2-"None of you're business" 3-"Damn I really wanted to know" 1-"Didn't we all."

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