Why Do Girls Have holes?? For the guys poles.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and trampoline? Well, children jump on one to obtain enjoyment, while a pile of dead babies is a sick tragedy.

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If i was a painting... Id hang myself

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A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

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Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

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Your girlfriend.

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What is more annoying then finding a worm in your apple you

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Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

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why can't timmy tie his shoes? Because timmy's an earth-worm

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A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

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What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

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It's okay, I got the yogurt.

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Red paint.

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How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

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Why did a jew die? It got killed by a nazi.

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Why was the little boy nervous about playing with the little girl? Because she had gonorrhea.

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

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What did Katniss say to her sister? hi

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What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

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why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

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Why didn't the teenager go to high school? He was murdered

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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