Imagine Buzz Lightyear standing on the edge of a cliff. He jumps off hoping to fly. He manages to glide for a little bit until a bird crashes into him a cause one of his wings to break. What happens then? Simply imagine him turning into bird.

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What does a paralysed mans legs feel like? We don't know, he is paralysed

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How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

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There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

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Why can't the black person drown? He is very well trained at swimming.

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I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

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When life throws you knives, you're probably dead

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Sticks and stones can break my bones And words can make me lonely

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

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roses are red, violets are blue, i dont like to rhyme, but i do like to poo.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? there were no more cars in the way

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Why didn't the family go through the door? Because it was a window.

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why did the pile of rocks cross the road? they were stuffed down the chickens throat

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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"What is the sound of one hand clapping?" "I'm not quite sure, but your on fire."

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Chuck Norris doesn't drive a car. He tells the car where to go!

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, I like Tities and so do you

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yo momma's so dumb she attended a dyslexic test and was proven mildly autistic.

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How do you kill a Chinese man? There are many ways, all of which are horrible

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how do you make a mailman mad? you sleep with his wife

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You ever notice when geese fly in a V there is one line that is always longer than the other? Do you know why that is? Because there are more geese in that line.

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How do you kill 23 kids? You put 24 kids in an arena.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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