Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

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What's 6 inches long, held in your hand, and has a round tip? A pencil you pervert.

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Don't turn around when you're talking to me. Why? You will walk off of that cliff

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There was a man who had a camel, but one day he lost his camel. He wanted to go and look for it but he couldnt because he had to go to work. So the next morning he went to look for his camel. He went over the road and saw a gate, but he couldnt through because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate and saw a forest, but he couldnt through because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest and saw a hill,but he couldnt go down the hill because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill and saw a river,but he couldnt go over the river because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river and saw a house, but he couldnt go to the house because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house and saw a door, but he couldnt knock on the door because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, and saw a man, but he couldnt speak to the man because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, saw a man, and asked the man, "have you seen my camel?", but the man couldnt respond because he had to go to work The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, saw a man, and asked the man, "have you seen my camel?", and the man said, "no"

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender asks the rabbi "why the long face?" The rabbi says "to get to the other side." Seeing the puzzled look on the bartender's face, the priest says, "orange you glad he didn't say banana?"

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Why did the white man kill the black man? Because he was a racist that didn't care much for black people or their ways.

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roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

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Your mother is so fat that her BMI is larger than average.

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what do you get when you cross do you get when you cross a banana and a monkey? one happy monkey

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how many moms can you fit in a bathtub? as many as you want

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What's big and white and can't climb trees? A fridge.

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What do you call a successful black man who has it all? A hip hop artist.

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Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

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Why did a little boy have a black eye? Because his father is very abusive to him and his sister. They are beaten every dad after the father comes home drunk from the bar because his wife also the kids mother died in a car acciedent 1 month before this. Child abuse is not funny and neither is a dead mother.

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God made Coke God made Pepsi God made me, Oh so sexy

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Why was patrick sad? he was raped then murdered then super raped

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Why was the grandomther crying? She just got pepper sprayed.

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What is the main contrast about different banks? None, they all take your money!

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

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lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

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What did the duck get for Christmas. A potato. Not really it got nothing because it's a duck

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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Knock Knock. There was no answer.

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Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

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