what did the duck say to the dog. quack

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Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

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Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

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Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

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What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

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Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

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is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

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Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

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Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

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Roses are Red Violets are Purple But nothing rhymes with purple.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

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why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

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Penis

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Seriously tho, too much sex? I need to know dog.

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I TOOK A STEAMING SHIT ON YOUR MOM

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How do you stop a black kid from hanging around in your back yard? Hang him in the front yard.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A Holocaust survivor.

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You read this in school as the kid sitting next to you stares at his computer screen.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

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Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Parkinsons, ;oshgfs;jgbRHG

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how do you prevent a chicken from contracting aids?? you make him a little chicken condom.

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memes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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