Why did the man paint his dog blue? He has some strange mental condition and is incapable of controlling his own actions.

Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

there was a guy who wanted to be bad and have bitches but he died from all the smoking and drinking and went to hell for eternal damnation

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

Knock knock, Who's there? To get to the other side

What's the difference between a muffin and a scone? One's a muffin.

There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

An Asian couple walks into a bar, orders a few drinks, pays, and leaves

What's the difference between a battered woman and a regular woman. There is absolutely no difference...

Why does the man with no legs call for help? because he woke up to find that he had no legs.

a black man, a jew, a mexican and an irish man walked into a bar and the bartender says: This is joke right??

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

A black man walks into Best Buy and buys a Television full price.

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

Why did was micheal jackson named micheal jackson? because his was

What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

When is it unlucky to see a black cat? When you are a mouse.

Why does Helen Keller only masturbate with one hand? Because she's moaning with the other.

Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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