what did the fish say when i threw it at the wall. Ouch. Then the world ended because it caused a ripple in the fabric of reality.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen and warns him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and otherwise damaging consequences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Columbine was funny

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A slutty deer walks into a bar she then comes out and says wow i cant believe i blew 30 bucks

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm only 13 so if you have sex with me it's illegal.

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What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

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What happened to the man who jumped off a plane while riding a donkey? He died.

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whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a red corvette? i don't have a red corvette in my garage

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

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If you give a homeless man a fish he eats for the night, if you teach him to fish then he probably won't be able to feed himself anyway, he is too poor to afford a pole.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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Do you know why children in Africa don't read Harry Potter too much? Because they can't read.

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Chuck Norris can watch TV.

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What's as hard as rock and as light as a feather? Any object in the space, once the lack of gravity makes atoms to have not weight, since mass x gravity equals to weight.

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Whats worse than finding a black man in your bed? After you sleep with him, he tells you he has AIDS.

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Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? It is rapidly becoming outdated and most cellphones these days have the time, but if they like the style they are free to use one.

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Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

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scraggle is in you pillow case

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One of them I like to eat, and the other one is a watermelon.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cause he was a chicken.

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Ahmed walks into Abbar.

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A man walks into the doctors and he says to the doctor 'my leg hurts when I poke it like this'. The doctor replies 'don't poke it like that then'.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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