Hitler and Jews become friends.

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Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy but get in the van

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SOCIOPATH SAYS: Bitch, rate all my comments thumbs up, if you do I wont rape you... YOu know unless I feel like, women kinda like it when men are in touch with their feelings... SO yeah... Im gonne touch your feelings ;) Nah, nope, no homo, you a gal? We can meet! Voluntary rape! (No I did not say voluntary sex, rape, you can say the saferword: OMG SO GOOD HARDER HARDER! If I you know... Am about to kill you... Which I will do if we get to that stage anyways... Relax ill recycle you. Moral: NeroMetal Think Recycling! Save our planet! ITS LIKE RAPING AND KILLING A PERSON!

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What did the atheist say when he was in the church? The eulogy for his best friend.

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What do you do when a bear chases you? Run.

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What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

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why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

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I'm a like whore

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Why did I write this joke Because I'm board as hell

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what happend to Helen Keller when she fell in a hole She climed out of the hole

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Why is a duck? Because one leg is both the same.

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Q: Whats black and white and red all over? A: I am unsure for I am color blind.

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the WNBA

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What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

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Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

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What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

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Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

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If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

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How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

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Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

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Q: You know what never gets old? A: The kids in a school shooting

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why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

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How many lesbians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, but she had a very muscular vagina.

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