- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would Micheal Jackson do if he were alive today? THRILLER! THRILLER! THRILLERS NIGHT!

Quit repeating the damn jokes you jackasses it ruins the laughter. Like if you agree.

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black and so is my neighbor

Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

If u read thus your awsome .... And if your a emo kid with rainbow hair and a 3 inch penis then NO your bad

Why did the man paint his dog blue? He has some strange mental condition and is incapable of controlling his own actions.

Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

there was a guy who wanted to be bad and have bitches but he died from all the smoking and drinking and went to hell for eternal damnation

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

Knock knock, Who's there? To get to the other side

What's the difference between a muffin and a scone? One's a muffin.

There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

An Asian couple walks into a bar, orders a few drinks, pays, and leaves

What's the difference between a battered woman and a regular woman. There is absolutely no difference...

Why does the man with no legs call for help? because he woke up to find that he had no legs.

a black man, a jew, a mexican and an irish man walked into a bar and the bartender says: This is joke right??

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

A black man walks into Best Buy and buys a Television full price.

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

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