Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

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Q: why did the boy fall off his bike? A: he wasn't very coordinated

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If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

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Whats black, white, and read all over? Micheal Jackson reading a book while painting himself red.

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WE BE-ETH YON KNIGHTS OF THE ROUND TABLE

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Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

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What does a ghost get when he watches pornography? A boner

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A guy walks into a bar, orders a beer, pays, and leaves.

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You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

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Men's Rights

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A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, no pun in ten won the contest. The man didn't think much of it.

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really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

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Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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4 African men walk into a convientent store, withdrawal 50$ from there primary bank accounts and buy gas for the ride to there jobs at McDonalds

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There once was a man from nantucket. But he moved to California after he won the State lottery.

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What's the difference between a woman? Apart from the differing reproductive systems and body organs, women are characterized by a need to create food.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dave." "Dave who?" Dave holds back tears as he realises his mother's Alzheimer's is getting worse.

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What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

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"You can't get past" "I'll get future" dad cri mom cri boy bang girl girl cri women's rites sholdnt exist.

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what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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