Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

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Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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columbus laid an egg. he was very proud of it, but the other dudes ate it.

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What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

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Whats black and has white cream in it? Oreos

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What do you do when you're surrounded by 15 vampires and 15 werewolves? Stop pretending.

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What is the difference between a blond and a red-head? They have different hair colors.

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What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

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What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

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some of these so called "anti-jokes" are real joke s- they don't belong on anti-joke. they are very funny but are traditional jokes that use cliched non-sequitor as punchlines.

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Okay I have knock knock joke but u have to start it. Okay Knock knock Who's there (akward silence)

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

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Once upon a time, I was a Muslim.

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Why did your mom cross the road? She Tripped and started rolling

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was black

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a man walks off of a damn. a damn is not a noun, thus nobody can walk off it

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Why did the little girl stop going to dance class? She broke both of her legs in a terrible train accident

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What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Nothing, fish can't talk and it died on impact.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

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How did Ronald McDonald die? He was hit by a big mac

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"Penis, penis, penis..." says Chase. That is all he likes and he fondles horse testes.

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Q: What did Mr. Spock say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

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How does a black guy call to another black guy in Africa? using a telephone

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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