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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are black people so tall? Jesus was also black and therefore gives black people some favorable traits.

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

What did grandma receive for her 75th birthday? Alzheimer's.

What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so they can be used interchangeably.

Whats blue, sticky and glows only during the morning? IDK -Lets go Mets

I can see you under there. Under what?

Knock knock? Who's there? Herpes. Bummer.

A robbery occurred at Temple University, the perpetrator is an African-American male, 5'11", wearing jeans and a black sweatshirt. Be on the look out and notify the police if seen

Why did the yeti make an omlette? To practise making omlettes.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. No he doesn't.

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't, he died like everyone else.

What is the difference between an African and French person? Nothing all people ate equal.

What do you call a dead baby lying in the road? A Tragedy

Who did the man call when his house was on fire? He called his mother as the firefighters put out the fire.

What do you call a school bus full of white kids? A school bus.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? Little old lady who got hit by a bus.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

Why was the brick acting yellow? No, because it's allowed via Tuesday.

Why is the Mexican a gardener? He has a mental disability that makes him unable to do more than a simple task.

Two muffins are in the oven, One says "Damn it, so hot in here," The other one says " Wow! Muffin which can talk!"

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

Why does Michael J. Fox make a great milkshake? Because he's had a successful career where he has made a substantial amount of money, allowing him to purchase high quality ingredients.

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

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