Why do white people not eat crackers? Cause it's cannabalism.

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A man says to another man, "Why the long face?" He then replies, "I have an elongated face, hands, and feet due to acromegaly."

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knock knock who's there your family just died your family just died who? -.-

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Q: What's soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

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HaHaHaHa... Was the last joke funny? Ya, well this ones not.

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Did you hear about the circus fire? It was intense

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She's dead.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

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A convict escapes a prison he's been in for 15 years. He's soon tracked down by police and put back in jail where he'll serve another 2 years of jail time along with his 5 remaining years.

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Why do dogs lick their balls? Why? Because they can.

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Did you hear about my new Muslim friend? Hes the bomb!

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How many holes can you poke in my chest, When my chest is by far the best If you believe you can stab Then then grab a knife...that you can grab Skewer my breast Which lies on the best chest And you will discover A man under your covers Yes, keep on pokin' Poke my chest with the knife you are strokin' And then swallow a chode because you are stupid.

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A three legged dog walks into the bar and says, " I'm lookin' for the man that shot my paw." The bartender replies, "Your father was an honorable man, and I wish I could help."

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What did Hitler say when he was dying? He said, "I'm dying."

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Q: what do you call a guy named Aaron? A: Aaron

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what's worst then having no internet access for a year? having no facebook notifications when you finally do

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How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

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What did the pope do when he saw the grinch? He prayed for his soul.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought is was yours.

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One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

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Knock knock Who's there? You Whoa...

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a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

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What's worse than having an ugly face? AIDS

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Why cant stevie wonder see? He is blind

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