Omg its that superman nope chuck testa

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because seven "eight" nine. Yeah, I went there.

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So I was banging this French chick the other day and I couldn't understand what she was saying Turns out I raped her.

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Me: Hey frank, wanna die? Frank: No, why? Me: (Kills Frank) Frank: Dude why did you kill Frank?

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What's big, red and delicious? A prune. I lied about it being big, red and delicious.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ben. Oh hi! come in.

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Penis.

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What's the difference between me and a dead baby? I'm not dead, or a baby. I am well into my teens and very healthy.

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"Billy Mays here!" No he's not. He's dead.

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They decide to exchange heads. Barbie squeezes the small opening under her chin over Ken's bulging neck socket. His wide jaw line jostles atop his girlfriend's body, loosely, like one of those novelty dogs destined to gaze from the back windows of cars. The two dolls chase each other around the orange Country Camper unsure what they'll do when they're within touching distance. Ken wants to feel Barbie's toes between his lips, take off one of her legs and force his whole arm inside her. With only the vaguest suggestion of genitals, all the alluring qualities they possess as fashion dolls, up until now, have done neither of them much good. But suddenly Barbie is excited looking at her own body under the weight of Ken's face. He is part circus freak, part thwarted hermaphrodite. And she is imagining she is somebody else—maybe somebody middle class and ordinary, maybe another teenage model being caught in a scandal. The night had begun with Barbie getting angry at finding Ken's blow up doll, folded and stuffed under the couch. He was defensive and ashamed, especially about not having the breath to inflate her. But after a round of pretend-tears, Barbie and Ken vowed to try to make their relationship work. With their good memories as sustaining as good food, they listened to late-night radio talk shows, one featuring Doctor Ruth. When all else fails, just hold each other, the small sex therapist crooned. Barbie and Ken, on cue, groped in the dark, their interchangeable skin glowing, the color of Band-Aids. Then, they let themselves go— Soon Barbie was begging Ken to try on her spandex miniskirt. She showed him how to pivot as though he was on a runway. Ken begged to tie Barbie onto his yellow surfboard and spin her on the kitchen table until she grew dizzy. Anything, anything, they both said to the other's requests, their mirrored desires bubbling from the most unlikely places.

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Why are black people ghetto? Because they are black.

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A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

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Like this joke

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whats worse than a 6 dead babies in a dumpster? You were babysitting them.

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Your carpol will be here soon! What a pool for cars is coming?

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why is Justin Berber gay? hes not thats rust a myth

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A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, building up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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IMMA FIND YO ASS DO!!!!!

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What is a dog? Bark

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am colorblind I hate my life

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How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

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What was the cancer patients last wish? For the pain to go away...Yolo...-Avery Scott Vartanian

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65% of people are starving 32% are over 190 lbs. Think about it

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Knock Knock. Whose There? Lettuce. Thats impossible.

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