Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

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how did the man die he didnt

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A woman comes to the doctor with a dog and the doctor says: -What are you doing here, dog? Get the hell out of here, you're an animal.

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What's better than ice cream? Anal sex

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A three-legged prostitute, a coal miner, and R. Kelly walk into an all-midget rendition of Stravinsky's Rite of Spring. The miner has a heart attack and dies. The concubine and the vocalist do nothing to help.

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How any blondes dose it take to screw in a lightbulb? 3 one to hold the light bulb and two to rotate the ladder

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a Coke.

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What is you problem!? Im retarded, what is your problem?

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What did the black man do when i shit in he's pant? Changed pants.

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What do you call a person who kills a black? A black man

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Lizards are like marshmellows. If you put them in the microwave they blow up.

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a man and a woman walk into a alley. They get mugged the man fights back out of pride and then gets stabbed the woman escapes and then goes to the police the man is then found two days later. *gasp* what a weird dream.

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Two nineteenth century men walk into a bar. Their wives didn't complain, because if they did they'd get hit. hard.

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How does a blonde get pregnant? (I don't know) And you thought blondes were dumb.

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Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you smoke, the blacker your lungs get.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -To. - To Who? -To whom.

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did u hear the one about helen keler neather did she

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What is the diffrence between a monkey... An apple because the more the much. :) :| :| :|

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What is brown and sticky? Black tar heroin.

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How do you catch a unique rabbit? You could probably find many of them in the vicinity of Chernobyl. The radiation has probably created thousands of mutations. They are probably not as fast as regular rabbits.

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A man is walking down thwe street. All of the sudden, an armoured truck comes around the corner really fast. The back doors swing open, and bags of money fly toward him. "I can believe this is real!" the Man exclaimed. "It's not. Feed the pig." said a man in pig suit with a giant coin-slot on the head.

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I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

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