What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

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Roses are red violet are blue i saw a machine and it was ps2

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Nick. Nick who? Nick Wyatt

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How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The woodchuck's ability to chuck has been left indeterminable. Therefore until the wood chuck's prowess in wood chucking is brought to light we must leave it a variable. Using the coefficient (L) to represent wood that can possibly be chucked. Then using (C) to represent the life cycle of said wood chuck chucking. We are also assuming this woodchuck will remain vigilante and not require food or sleep for the entire duration of chucking ultimately lowering is maximum chucking output. From this we can determine the W.C.P.S. (wood chucks per second). Finally subtract the remaining wood (RW) from the chucked total and we have rendered that : L(W.C.P.S) - (C -RM/t) = X

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Q: What did the blonde woman say when she got slaped by her friend? A: Ow.

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Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

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Why did the orange fall asleep? Because its never awake.

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WHY DID THE WHITE MAN TALK TO THE BLACK MAN TO LIGHTEN HIM UP

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What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

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Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

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What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

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Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

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Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? Jews are people

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Dylan is a person

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

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What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

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Knock, Knock. Who's There? To get to the other side.

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knock knock whose there banana banana who well, since a banana is a fruit and not human, it does not have parents and thus no last name was given to it.

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why did the chicken cross the road who's there and the man died of cancer congradulations! your preganant

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What did the Priest say to the kid walking home alone? Be safe.

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why did the girl cross the road? no one knows because she was hit with a car and died on impact.

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what happened to the black guy after he turned off the light? he probably wanted to save energy, so he moved to a different room with natural sunlight as a light resource.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Death is inevitable.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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