What's the difference between my father and my mother. My father isn't an alcoholic

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A duck waddles into a bar. He orders a drink and promtly drinks it vecause he has had a hard day at work.

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How did the fireman get the cat out the tree? He sprayed it with a hose, killing it in the process.

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Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shot in the face by a shotgun that shoots fireworks that explodes into chainsaw bullets.

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why was the little girl crying? because she was molested

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Why did the man fail to enter the CAPTCHA phrase correctly? Because he was actually a bot, and bots are typically prohibited from accessing information on most public web sites.

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Seeing you happy is what makes me happy Nero, it has always been this way.

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What the the Tyrannosaurus say to the chicken? Dinosaurs are extinct and even if they were not, it would not say anything to a domestic fowl, it would most likely devour it with one bite.

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What's grey and can't climb trees? A parking lot.

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Jumping out of an airplane is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

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What happened to the orphan on Christmas? he got raped

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I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

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Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

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a korean guy robs a black guys convenient store!

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periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

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I <3 Hitler

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Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

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So Mel Gibson walks into a bar, and then everyone left.

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Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

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-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

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How do you make a tissue dance? Blow a little boogie in it!

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What did Batman's mother say when it was time for dinner? Nothing, Batman's parents are dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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