So I was banging this French chick the other day and I couldn't understand what she was saying Turns out I raped her.

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how does a zookeeper build a snowman. same as everyone else

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Is the boy sleeping? No, he's dead!

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And Stephen Hawking said.

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Did you hear about the 2 guys who wanted to go to rome? They didnt go

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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I spilled spot remover on my dog. Needless to say he received a bath that night.

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knock knock who's there me i kill you

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

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Kim Kardashian's Marriage.

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A. Hey.. B. Hi

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How do you get a Blonde to switch seats with you? Ask her politely.

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What do you call a new born baby ? Whatever name you and your partner have agreed upon after months of sifting through baby names.

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Me and my wife set and watch the eleven o'clock news every night. My wife always thinks that she has the different disease that is mentioned each day. One night she was practically in tears telling me that she had the disease that was talked about that night. I looked at her and said "honey, there is no way that you have testicular cancer. You don't even have testiculars." The End

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Q.What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.Finding seventeen worms in your apple.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I dont know, you ask it.

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A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

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An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

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How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

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Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

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What's orange and not an orange? An orange.

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When is a clown happy? At a child's birthday party.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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