What is the meaning of life? Definitions of life on the Web: a characteristic state or mode of living; "social life"; "city life"; "real life" the experience of being alive; the course of human events and activities; "he could no longer cope with the complexities of life" the course of existence of an individual; the actions and events that occur in living; "he hoped for a new life in Australia"; "he wanted to live his own life without interference from others" animation: the condition of living or the state of being alive; "while there's life there's hope"; "life depends on many chemical and physical processes" the period during which something is functional (as between birth and death); "the battery had a short life"; "he lived a long and happy life" the period between birth and the present time; "I have known him all his life" the period from the present until death; "he appointed himself emperor for life" a living person; "his heroism saved a life" liveliness: animation and energy in action or expression; "it was a heavy play and the actors tried in vain to give life to it" living things collectively; "the oceans are teeming with life" the organic phenomenon that distinguishes living organisms from nonliving ones; "there is no life on the moon" biography: an account of the series of events making up a person's life a motive for living; "pottery was his life"

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knock knock whos there Aids, now you've got it

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How do you scare a Jew Hold your lighter up and blow out the flame and I've toward him real slowly and see how much drama he'll cause

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Knock knock, come in.

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A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

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What did the black man buy at the fruit shop? Some bananas.

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How do you confuse a blonde? £74.56.5 x 4^4^4^5 (7) : [15(68yf4+s)]

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm not sure but my guess is that there was some logical reasoning behind the action.

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What is worst than 1 baby dead in a microwave? 2 babies dead in the same microwave !

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wanna hear a joke womens rights

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i stole a monkey from a man in a yellow hat his name is george now his name is i hate you

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What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

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What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

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Roses are black, violets are black, we are all black Shit i'm colour blind

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Cancer.

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A man and his young child walk into a clinic to get physical check-up. The man learns from the physicist he doesn't mater. His wife remarries and start having frequent sex and the child is scarred for life. This is irrelevant because both parents don't exist and this is all a constant delusion in an psychiatric hospital.

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What happens when you cross a Labrador and a Poodle. A species of dog that has been cross bred.

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why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

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Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

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What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

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What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

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Whats the difference between a chicken? One of its legs are both the same.

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How do you know if elephants are watching a movie? If a Volkswagen Beetle is parked outside the movie house.

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Wanna here a joke? Womens rights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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