how do you tell a politician that you hate him? politicians can be female, too.

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Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

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Holy crap it's a talking muffin!

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Why did the fisherman die on a fishing trip? He had a heart attack.

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

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What's better than winning the lottery? Winning it twice.

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Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

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Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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What did the great political leader say in order to calm the riot. There were no definable words. He merely screamed as the riot swallowed him and tore him apart.

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A 12-year-old boy comes up to the Polish man and says, "I was looking in your bedroom window last night and I saw you and your wife doing it. Nyah, nyah, nyah!" The Pole answers, "You are a very rude, disrespectful, and inappropriate child. Where are your parents?"

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why did the chicken cross the road? it accidentally got out of it's pen. the farmer got very mad at the chicken for getting out, and very vicous-like, yelled at the chicken, causing it to get scared, and run to the other side. and that, is why the chicken crossed the road.

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Who's looking for judicial toenail clippings?

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

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A Dog walked into a bar and the bartenter said 'What can i get you' the dog dident say aneything cuz its a dog!!!!!

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9/11 jokes are just plane wrong

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What do you call a man who buys flowers, chocolates, and new jewelry for his wife? A kind, considerate husband.

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What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The spelling errors on anti-jokes.com

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We didnt star the fire ...........

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What did the tractor say when he lost his farmer? Where's my farmer??????

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A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

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Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

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Amanda Knox walks home free.

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What's worse than getting kicked by a horse? Drowning.

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Anti Joke

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