What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

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Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

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Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

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how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

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know whats funnier than 24? 25.

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What happens when you stab yourself in the heart? You die.

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A blonde, ginger, and brunette took the SAT. They all performed successfully and were admitted into their colleges of choice.

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"I have some good news and some bad news, which do you want to hear first?" The good news. "There is no bad news." Then what's the bad news? "There is no bad news.

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Why Did The Girl Fall Off The Swing. IDK maybe she fell asleep.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

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Why did Steven Hawkins die? he got a virus

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Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? They do. In fact, seagulls can be found near almost any body of water.

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How do you help a chronic drug addict? Buy him or her more drugs. They NEED it.

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Why do the lesbians where pants? Because they are extremely comfourtable and the best for cold days

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who is awesome? no one...

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a robber walks into a bank. he steals everything and kills the guards

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How did Chris die? Bush-fire

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What happened when a 16 year old guy went over to his friends party? found out he wasn't friends with anyone there, got kicked out and committed suicide.

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Take this and put it- No.

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Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family

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What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

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whats the difference between a fur rug and a pile of dead babies? i dont lie on a fur rug to pleasure myself

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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