Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Whats the difference between 10 dead babies and 8 dead babies? 2 dead babies.

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Q: Where was Moses when the lights went out. A: In the dark.

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Call me Mr. Flinstone, for that is my surname.

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A chicken and a horse go into a bar due to an imperative of an earlier joke, they notice that there are flowers on the bar. The flowers are red and blue. They wonder what they could be.

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Whats better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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Why do Indian people smell like curry? They don't. Its an ignorant misconception.

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What did the Crippled Orphan get for Christmas Cancer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

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WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

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How many clowns fit in a car? Depends how many get in the car.

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Three Jews get on a train to Stockholm. How many get off at Stockholm. None. The train went straight to Auschwitz.

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Why did Greg move to the Lake District? Because his dog died and the family is in mourning.

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A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

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Friend's are like penguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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What did one Black man say to the other Black man before they ate? I hope you're hungry!

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What did the Jew say to the German? He said hello.

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Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

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Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

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How do you get a blonde to eat crayons? Threaten to kill her parents with a hacksaw.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Lemons Lemons who? The fruit

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Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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