Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause it wanted to

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

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Why did the blind man walk into a shop He didin't walked into a wall

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Q) What's worse than getting dumped by text? A) Getting hit by a fridge.

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womens rights

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what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

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What do a book and a tractor have in common? Both are for driving, except the book.

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Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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How do you make a blond shut up? Staple her tongue to the roof of her mouth and super-glue her lips together.

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whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

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What happened when a terrorist puts a bomb in a hospital? Everyone dies cause it was a hospital for crippled people

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Why was the black man eating a banana? Because bananas are an excellent source of potassium.

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Guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. He orders a beer with two cubes of ice. The bartender ask why does he want two cubes of ice. The guy doesn't answer. He finishes his beer and proceeds to go home safely because he was not intoxicated.

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I like my women like I like my coffee Without a penis

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When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

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What's the worst part about being drunk? Your child.

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democracy

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Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

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What did the framer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What do you get when you cross a blonde with a dinosaur? Beastiality

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I am tying up hostages. - Ethan R. 2015

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt a black guy ate him.

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Why did Helen Keller always ride in the passenger seat? so she could SUCK THE DRIVERS D!CK!!!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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