What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

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What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

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What's bad for your teeth? A brick

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Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

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How many cops does it take to change a lightb- [Beaten to death by cops]

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice.

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Why did the asian fall over? He had a heart attack.

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knock, knock whos there? steve steve who? steve johnson hi steve

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whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

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What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? They were both once alive and innocent, I lied about the black guy.

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What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

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Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

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Why would someone smile at a tumble weed? I don't know, it's an inanimate object.And is ugly Just like the couch in the basement in That 70's Show.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

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roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

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what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

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what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

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You know whats funny? Women's rights

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If you dont see banners here it does mean they are not here. P.S Advertising helps fill our pockets and annoy you. Please be understanding in the fact that we will permaban you while grinning if you refuse to UNDER-stand our rule.

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What did Pikachu say to Charmander? Nothing. Pokemon are fictional creatures, and thus, do not exist.

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How many men does it take to screw in a lightbulb...1 How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb...2

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nevermind.

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my throat Really started to hurt, like reallly badly, and i remember On sponge bob, he laughed so much his laugh box broke. well, my throat really hurts. please help! can i get my laugh box back? will i never be able to laugh again and have to get it replaced like squidward did?!!? please answer, i have a friend who would probably give me part of her laugh box, but she Laughs like a hyena

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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