why did the guy throw his clock out the window? because he wanted to see a clock fall out the window

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Q: What do you call the first black guy who swam in the ocean? A: Triangle.

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A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

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Sugar is sweet. Plums are too. Prison rape isn't funny either.

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Girl: Do you like me :D Boy: No Girl: =( Boy: You didn'y ask me if i loved you Girl: :D Do you love me Boy: Naw

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

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what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

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I like it it the butt -Tyler James Nehring call me 863-670-1547

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A: You can't wear cleats on a trampoline.

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Your moms so stupid that she called me to get my number

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house. No. Neither has he

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Q. Did you hear about the gay guy that's on the patch? A. yeah, that's a really big step, quitting smoking is tough

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Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate your mom.

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Rose's Are Red Violet's are Blue You Should Be In A Zoo Dont Worry Ill Be There Too But I Wont Be In A Cage With You Ill Be Laughing At You.

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What happened to the man who ate a piece of pizza after doing a lot of sit ups, while rubbing the belly of a fat man, and feeding his baby at the same time? He Lived

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? You rub your bloody penis on her teddy bear.

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How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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You know why Michael J Fox can dance like it's 1999? because he's a really good dancer.

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What do you do i a stranger offers you candy? Make sure its not stale then jump in his van.

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Anti Joke

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