How do you keep an italian from talking? You duct tape his mouth.

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why did the cow jump over the moon because it was on a high dose of lsd

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knock knock Dave's not here.

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why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

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one day a guy walks into a bar. he buy's a drink then walks hapily home by Mad James

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What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

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jews

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why did spiderman fall off the roof ? cause it was wet

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Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He got cancer.

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"Do you have Prince Albert in a can?" "No." "Good. Tobacco causes cancer."

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Um no horses are overrated.

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STOP BULLYING FAT PEOPLE. They have enough on their plate

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A bar walks into a man. The drink orders a bartender. And then the money walks home. End The.

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What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

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What does Snoop dog wash his clothes with Bleach

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roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

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Yo mama so fat She could die any day.

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Q: Why Did The Family Eat Olive Garden For Dinner A: Because it was a simple way to please everyone but letting them choose their own meal

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What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

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Q. I'm not hot, I'm not cold I'm not young, I'm not old I'm not lame, I'm not cool I'm not smart, and I'm not a fool. What am I? A. Text

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Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

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Whats The Difference Between A Baby And A Watermelon ? You Can Throw One In The Air And Hit It With A Bat , And The Other Ones A Watermelon

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cactus cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens butt.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her what her name is

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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