- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you piss off a female archeologist? Kill her dog.

cory is gay

How many kids with A.D.D. does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride?

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

How do you make a frog stand still? Shoot it.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

How do you teach an asian baby to read? Enroll him in a good pre-school and practice regularly.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Marla should be home by now, it's nearly 6." He was unaware he had lost his tractor until the next morning.

What did the goat say to the dolphin dogs don't lay eggs

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question! Feminists can't change anything.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse answers, "Because I'm an alcoholic."

Why don't rhetorical questions need answers? Because that is what makes them rhetorical.

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the ground

What is a white man in a white shirt called A white man in a white shirt

How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb? Any number of chickens plus one person.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

What happened to tommy for his birthday ? A new pear of shoes to put on. Tommy feet just got amputated. But it's okay... Tommy got a new comb. Tommy just got cancer. But it's okay tommy got a new pet dog... Tommy is abused by the dog I know what your thinking a dog can't abuse someone it was a cat

Students, please find the surface integral.

The Jewish boy asks his dad for 50 dollars His dad says " 40 dollars? what do you need 30 dollars for? "

A man is lonely and calls a hooker. She goes to his house, pleasures him, and then demands 42 million dollars. The man shoots the whore and throws her body into a river.

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