Your Mom was so fat he made herself Liposuction Twice

thumb_up thumb_down +2

what makes a knight in shining armor a knight in shining armor? he has to have armor and be a knight.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Why didnt the teenager have a smartphone? He didnt live close to a cell phone store

thumb_up thumb_down +24

Josh Moran peels off his foreskin while watching gay porn.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

What kind of words did the terrorist say on his date? His last ones.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

thumb_up thumb_down -5

what's white and 10 inches? nothing....

thumb_up thumb_down -10

can i have 10 pounds to go to the cinema?

thumb_up thumb_down -2

alert('hiiii');

thumb_up thumb_down -12

A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

thumb_up thumb_down -32

A man walks into the bar, goes up to the bar tender and says "exuse me, please could I have a pint of bitter" the bartender says "sure"

thumb_up thumb_down -32

Why did the girl cross the road ? Because i was following her.

thumb_up thumb_down +582

What happens when a black man is alone the KKK appears

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Why did the Smartie get fired from the M&M factory? For throwing out all the W&Ws

thumb_up thumb_down -26

Why did the mexican immigrant have no friends? He lacked social skills and was unfamiliar with American mannerism's.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Penis in a butthole. Consentual Sex.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Q: Why did George Lopez walk into a Taco Bell? A: To purchase a 5-layer Gordita Burrito

thumb_up thumb_down -25

why did the polar bear bury his face into snow? because he saw the 241543903 post and wanted to join in so he used a portal gun to teleport his head into some guy's freezer.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Why did the chicken cross the road? because he was hungry and mcdonalds was across the street

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Q;How many screams does it take to ruin a good riddle? A: OOOOOONNNNEEEEEEEEEEE! Moral: This potentially awesome riddle may or may not have been aborted by a scream.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

A blonde walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What're you drinking?" The blonde says, "Nothing yet. That's why I'm in a bar. But your lack of basic observation skills is disturbing."

thumb_up thumb_down +3

When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

whats the same about a spider and a grape? they both have eight legs, except for the grape.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

??????????????(?)/// ????????(^0^)/

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops