Whats worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings? A car crash Whats worse than a car crash? 3 bee stings

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What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

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Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

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I like to give help to people, expecting that they will be my slaves for life.

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So there's A blonde, a brunette and a redhead at a lake. they all swim across and have a picnic at the other end.

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A: You can't wear cleats on a trampoline.

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Mac: Hi, I'm a Mac! PC: And I'm a PC. Steve Jobs died.

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MATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

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why is 5 afraid of 6? it isnt

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What did the man say to the duck? Nothing ducks don't talk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? They had a sale on dresses on the other side.

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What is the name of Helin Keller's street, state and pet Street: Mahhehb State: Hahgre Pet: habdsa

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What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

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When life gives you lemmons Give lemmons Life

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whats in common with a rat and an apple? neither of them are a fridge

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what do lions and potatoes have in common? They each drive a sports car, wait neither the lion nor the potato drive a sports car. Sorry to waste your time with this joke that seemed to not really have a meaning or a clever punchline.

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What did the leper say to the prostitute? Hello Prostitute.

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What's worse than having a gay friend? 9/11.

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youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

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Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

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A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

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A polish, english and african man each were standing on a skyscraper. The african man jumped and died. The polish and enlgish men called 999.

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Why can't Abraham Lincoln tell a lie? Because he's dead.

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Q: what's the difference between a young, geeky kid living in Wisconsin's basketball and Yao Ming's basketball? A: young, geeky kids cannot live in Wisconsin's basketball. Wisconsin is a state, and states cannot own objects because they aren't sentient beings. And Yao Ming's basketball... is just a regular basketball that happens to be owned by Yao Ming.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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