- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

knock knock whos there? IRS Oh....

what did the tree say when it fell down? Nothing it is humanly impossible for a tree to talk. Especially after it fell down. I mean that would hurt.

What do you call Helena… A Shady palm tree

Did nims chinnie? Fins.

What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

"If life was fair, I would have a girlfriend" - William Deane

A man had two horses. One was black and one was white. He cut the tail of one of them to tell them apart.

Nero, I mean it, I want you and your wife to have 15 million dollars, it wont buy you the happiness you seek, but it helps no?

what is big and white? Your Mom

Wait, I am sleepy as the world which spawned you Nero, but which comment is mine again?

A blonde walks into a drycleaning store 2 pick up her clothes and as she walks out the empoyee says cum again and the blonde says shut up it was toothpast this time!!!!

Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

How many women does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Usually just one, and a ladder.

What do you call an Amerindian who finished medical school? A doctor.

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

Cole and his brother josh tag team jaycie until she cries herself to sleep while Sarah watches

What's funnier than a dead baby? A joke.

The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

Why didnt the man make it to work? Because he was in a fatal car accident.

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