What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

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What did the Vietnam veteran see on Christmas that changed his life? Nothing, he was blind. He continued to live his life in the same way, begging for drug money and getting bullied by all the other homeless vets.

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Whats the difference between Obama and Hitler? One is the President of the United States The other is a fascist dictator that killed millions.

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knock knock whos there? steve oh hi steve please come in

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Whats worse than getting a paper-cut? Getting shot. In the head. Three times.

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What do you call an Asian man in a car? A motorist.

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What did the dog say to the cat? "Bark."

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What happened to the alcoholic? He got liver cancer

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Your dick is short, If we compare it to mine. That was it, Thank you for your time.

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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7+5=12

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Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

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Once upon a time, there was a Y O U M A D and they all lived happily ever after.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer was depressed about the low business and farmer's economy, so he poured gasoline all over himself and lit a match. The barn burned down and the chicken was the only survivor.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

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What did the apple say to the pear? Fred, you are going insane and i'm getting a divorce.

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How much is an abortion? A life

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a man walked up to me and said someone is dying with long terminal cancer i said who? man replies your cat. i replied i don't have a cat. man says whoops wrong person

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Youre mom is so dead...

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what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

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Why did Johnny fall off of the swing? The swing was defective. Knock, knock. Who's there? Johnny's lawyer.

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Your Mom is so fat... I'm sorry I didn't mean that.. I have abandonment issues.

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A muslim walks pass a bomb shop on his way to the international peace club.

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Why was the little boy speechless? His best friend was just run over by a plow truck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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