Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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it was all Tagart

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Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

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A white guy jumps over the fence belonging to a Mexican family

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An Irishman stays home

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if bought jim bought 78 sweets and he eats 68 what does jim have left? diabetes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

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Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

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How do you call the smallest mouse on Earth? James.

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Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

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How do you get pikachu on a bus? You don't pokemon are fictional characters

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

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Seriously, all your new jokes are shit. They are either repeats of stuff previously on the site or they are just so unfunny you'd struggle to get a sympathy laugh from your mother. Please actually take the time to think of something worth submitting or do not submit at all. We know people with no arms can't knock on doors enough now, and many things are better than the holocaust. Do something new!

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

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Why are women such horrible drivers? Their hair gets in the way.

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alex h is such a ginger, that her hair downstairs is red.

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What looks like a 50p and has a narrow back?

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Want to hear a joke? Unequal rights.

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blonde: your cute Gangster: wanna go back to my crib blonde: you mean you can go back in time?

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Are you from Tennessee? Cause Jamaican me crazy.

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A man, a woman and their child wen to a restaurant. There was a horse in it and they left. The Holocaust begun

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A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

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Whats better at driving? A pig or a chicken. Neither because they are animals and it is impossible for the to even posses the power of controlling a moving vehicle.

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