yo mama's so fat, she wears a big belt

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What do you call a pickle that is sad? A pickle!????

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I WILL DESTROY ISIS

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What's the difference between men and coca-cola? I don't like coca-cola

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Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

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Why'd The Chicken Cross The Road? He Crossed The Road To Stand In An Icecream Line , Where A Little Boy Stood Infront Of Him, The Chicken Was Scared To Cross The Road Again To Get To The Other Side Because He Saw The Little Boy Get Hit By A Bus. So The Chicken Decided The Best Thing To Do Was To Sit Under A Tree , Where A Big White Thing Fell On Him , It Was A Fridge, Once The Fridge Hit The Ground Mexicans Ran Out And Then Explained To There Local Chickens What Crossing The Street Can Cause Them. To Be Dead. Moral: Dont Let A Chicken Cross The Road. :)

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You tell me. I have amnesia.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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if you read this you are gay

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What's wrong with a muslim flying a plane? Nothing you racist

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What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

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If life throws you fried chicken your probably black

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead-

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to see its chicks that got run over by a car.

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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knock knock who's there GET IN THE VAN!

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Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

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Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

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No joke.

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Why Did the baby cross the street? He was stapled to the chicken's back

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Why did the little boy fall down the steps? Because he wasn't a very stable person.

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A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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