a cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. the cat is then escorted out of the bar because a cat in a bar is unsanitary. and they do not serve milk.

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do,Nt loagh at me I has dislecqsia

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What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

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Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

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what would you watch during a scary movie? anything you want.

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an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

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What's long and really hard? The fourth grade.

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Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

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Bin laden walks into a bar oh wait he's dead.

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-Can I ask you one question? -Yes. -Thank you.

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Roses are red, But ravens are black, Please go to China, and never come back!

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Knock Knock ************************** No-one's home

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A man sees another man standing at the edge of a tall bridge looking down. Man: Don't jump! No one wants you to die. You have your whole life to live and I'm sure you will find happiness somewhere. I was once in the same position as you, questioning if god really wanted me on this earth at all. But I decided to make something of myself and now I am a very successful business man. You can do the same if you just put your mind to it and put your troubles behind you. Other man: I was just admiring the view.

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"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC and join his chicken friends to protest.

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What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

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why was the apple on the ground? because it fell

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How do you tell if an elephant has been in your refrigerator? You find someone you trust and say "an elephant has been in my refrigerator".

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When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

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I shot a bitch.

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So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

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What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHH!

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Hey! You wanna' hear a joke? Black Freedom

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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