How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck would? Probably a lot of wood.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One of them you crack open with a sledgehammer and feast upon, and the other is a dead baby.

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A man walks into a bar. The second man sees the first man's mistake and ducks. The third man needs to take no precautions as he is a midget and can simply walk under the bar.

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What's worse than failing your midterms? Child abuse.

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What did the white father tell his mexicon son and his wife as he left for work bye

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Whats worse then being raped? Nothing it will ruin your life.

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vatalk you are retarded!!!!!

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a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

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Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

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A cow walks down the stairs. Not really. They are incapable of walking down stairs. It actually died on the roof.

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Hi colton

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Wanna hear a joke? WNBA

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why was the movie rated PG 13? mild violence and sexual content

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what do you call a man with no @ss? d1ckhead

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Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A white wall with black and red paint just added onto it recently.

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How did Elmo get his show? Because the kids loved his furry ass and hoped to be on with dorthy

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A seal walks into a club.

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What do you call an Arab guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry". 

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Where did the kid go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

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a blind man drinking from a dog, thinking it was a fountain

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw food on the other side the the farmer was going to chop his head off.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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