My great grandfather died in a concentration camp. The poor guy fell off the guard tower.

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What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?" Oh ya he had alzheimers.

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I saw a woman get burned alive on the news... That woman was my mom.

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Joe: CHOP CHOP KICK PUNCH HI-YAH! Mike:What are you doing? JOE: PRACTICING CHPO MENTAL KICK KARATE!!!!!!!

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Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Doctor: I bring grave news. Your wife is dying. She won't survive for another 100 years. Concerned and anguished Husband: Oh... that's ok! Doctor: Oh did I say years? I meant days! Oh the mirth! *The doctor breaks down into hysterical laughter, which the Concerned and Anguished Husband is furious to see, as the Doctor is taking delight out of such a grave situation.

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Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

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once upon a time there was a cripple little girls who lived in an orfanage were she got raped then beat .

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what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

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19 cats 33 hamsters 24 turtles and 23 dogs are all in a small cage, PETA is not happy.

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Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.. Q: Why didn't she have any arms? A: 50. Cal... Q: Wait where'd she go? A: I don't know there's a helicopter in my scop- wait what the f**k is going on?.... TO: CoD 4 Players -Ap

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Why did the woman say ow? She was shot in the foot

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Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

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A black man walks into a bar. He sits down and has a couple drinks. When he is finished, he generously tips the bartender and walks out.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like rhymes Penis

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Michael Jackson will always be remembered for touching...the hearts of many.

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What do you call an argument between a Jew and a German? World War 2

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a little kid goes as candle for halloween, 69 girls blew him teenage boy goes as candle for halloween, all he got was burned

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What the difference between a mexican family and a bench? The bench can support the family

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Very, very hungry.

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There's an American, an African, and a Chinese walking down the street. Because the bar is down there.

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Ever heard nobobys perfect well ill name my kid nobody therefore he will perfect

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a cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. the cat is then escorted out of the bar because a cat in a bar is unsanitary. and they do not serve milk.

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do,Nt loagh at me I has dislecqsia

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