What is the same about a Duck and a Pickle? Neither of them can ride a bike.

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What is the difference between a black man and a burnt pizza? -Nothing there both black.

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His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

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What happens when you eat too many breadsticks? You get constipated.

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Let them think that you are insane, vulnerable, and they wont bother leaking a lot of shit about you, this "shit info" will remain inaccurate and reveal weaknesses where there is none. I had to draw them away from you, but as soon as he began selling Intel regarding my missing eye, I figure our "not so friends in the unknown" would have eventually begun searching for "The one eyed man" among you. And had they not found one, they might just as likely made it seem as if there was one for the money. None of the thugs sent to attack me nor the "Nero decoys" where professionals, but those behind them sure are, considering that they paid these thugs more than what I make during a year. Gotta go pretty girl, hope we meet again in not so long. Moral: This is all a joke, get over it, Moral has left forever, mission complete.

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why does god like Justin Bieber? He can't god doesn't like the devil.

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Fire is red Water is blue Earth is brown Air is transparent

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

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An Irishman walks out of a bar...

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How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a bagel.

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Whats worse to see 100 dead babies on the bed of a truck or 100 fake babies falling directly from the empire state building... I don't know I have never seen either but if you could tell me if you saw it maybe i can use my imaination!!!

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What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

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Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

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What do you call 55,000 clowns exiting a small car? Fiction.

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

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Christopher Reeves walks into a bar.

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1234567890? ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

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Who taught Chuck Norris? -Chuck Norris

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Lol! Why you wanna know?

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how many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? none, they hire mexicans to do it

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if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

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