what do you call a slave with a dream of being free? whatever his name happens to be

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was uneducated and was not aware of the dangers of streets in heavily populated cities.

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Asians are ugly and they look they have down syndrome.

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What did the doctor tell the boy with no arms or legs? I'm sorry, you have terminal cancer.

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What happened when the zombie walked into the blonde lady convention? He went home hungry.

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An Unicorn walks into a club, the bartender promised to quit drugs and thanks to that his family didn't fall apart and he lived happily till he was 89 when he passed away surrounded by loved ones.

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my president is black, my lambo's blue, $14,400,000,000,000 national debt

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a man walks into a house. he gets shot in the leg and is brought to jail because he was a burglar and was trying to steal the family's tv.

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who let the dogs out my mom because they're fat and need exercise

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Julian Ha.

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Why don't NBA basketball players shake hands after a game like players in NHL hockey...? ...Because it's a tradition in then NHL.

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Why does Billy hate waiting in line? Because he's impatient.

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I once bought a pack of batteries but they weren't included.

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why is 4 afraid of 5? Because Monkey's eat purple pineapples

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If Michael Jackson were alive today, what would he be doing? Scratching at the top of his coffin.

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What's purple and gross? Purple gross stuff

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Do thumbs down me likes in this anti joke website?

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What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus. He died

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Q: What did the boy say to his mum when he saw a Lion A: Hey mum that's a Lion

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

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What is the easiest method of making multiple women fall head over heels in your presence? Have a wingman help you raise a rope at the start of a women's running race.

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Why did peter shake the baby? To kill it and rape its dead corpse

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A boy walks into a bar. He wakes up in a hospital 3 days later with a bruise on his head. He asks the doctor, "What happened?" The doctor replies, "The bartender smashed a glass on your forehead."

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What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

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