Once upon a time there was a cowboy. He died. The end.

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What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

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What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

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Why is Satan evil? Because he makes people eat apples.

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person: Ask me if i'm a tree other person: are you a tree? person: no

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why are the inside of a black mans hand white? cotton residue

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What is your bill about? Clinton

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Knock, knock Who's there? I'm there.

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

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Why didn't the ice cream cross the road? ??(?/?) ?. (KOREAN)

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like cows, Cows are cool

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I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands, when they first came out. Well, I say bought. I actually stole it from a short, fat ginger kid.

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Why was the black boy late for school? He missed the bus

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if life gives you melons, then you're most likely dyslexic.

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When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a black man A pizza can feed a family of four

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Why did the kid fall off the bike? Because he was paraplegic.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

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Why did samba hurt her head? Because she fell out of her mum muff

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why was the little boy happy? Because he wasn't in the penn state locker room.

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why did the duck cross the road? because his d**k was stuck in the chickens a**....

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If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

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Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

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Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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