Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

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how do you call a big red creature eating rocks? the big red rock eating creature.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at him.

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So it was 1945, and these two blonds walk into a bar......I forget the rest of the joke, but Japan ended up getting nuked

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What do you do when a black man points a gun at your face? you do what he tells you to do.

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a person cries in the corner you go over to them and rape them

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If pro is the oppisite of con what is the oppiste of progress Congress

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Whats worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies with one alive at the bottom. Whats worse than a pile of dead babies with one alive at the bottom? It having to eat its way out. Whats worse than it having to eat its way out? It comes back for seconds.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven has an extra penis

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

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Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

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How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

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Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

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Why do women like NASCAR? They don't.

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their was a black man in my family tree hes still hanging on

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Violets are blue, Roses are red, I like to mix up my poems.

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Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

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How do you confuse a blonde? You tell em a AntiJoke!

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

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What does a homeless man get for his birthday? 25 cents

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who should be competing in the paralympics? Brent the retard!

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

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There once was a man called steve, His name was steve

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Knock Knock Who's there? I said who's there? The man opens the door to find there was no one there and begins to shake in fear as his schizophrenia is getting worse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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