Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Yo mama is so old, she might die soon! - Louis

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

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Why did the kid have a toy truck? because he bought it

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So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

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what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

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A man, John, is talking amongst a group of friends. He tells a racist joke and sees that one of his colored friends, Mark, is laughing at his joke, but John can tell that Mark's offended. John later apologizes to his friend because that is the right thing to do.

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Tim and Eric

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Your Mom.

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So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

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Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

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What's the name of Hellen keller's dog? She doesn't have a dog, she's blind and deaf and would not be able to give it the adequate amount of care. Additionally, it's morally reprehensible to make fun of Helen Keller.

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I hate it when I go running and my diick always gets road rash from being dragged So I cut it off

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sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Roses are red, bushes are red, trees are red....i set your garden on fire.

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What do you do if you find blood in your poo? Stop stabbing yourself in the arse with a fork on wednesdays...

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My uncle Magnus and my Aunty Agnus had a baby and named it.............Death.

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taking out the trash... at night

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What's worse than getting a bruise? AIDS.

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Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

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Why couldn't the Little Boy hear his mother yelling at him? Because his mothers died

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What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

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Why did the black guy stop drinking his kool-aid? He learned of its high sugar content and began to drink a glass of water as a healthier option.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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