What do Tutankhamun and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead

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hi

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Hey, you wanna hear a joke? The holocaust.

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Penis jokes.

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Why does batman wear a mask? Because if he didn't every enemy would know who he was, go to his house a brutally murder him.

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Banana

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If a plane crashes on the boarder of Canada and The U.S.A- Where would they burry the survivors.

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A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

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That's as _____ as a ______ guy. Works with anything, and people do laugh.

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What's pink and smells like chicken? A pink hair band, I was lying about the chicken part.

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Q. What did the mockingbird say to the blue jay? A. I mock you by mocking you

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It got hit by a stone. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game. Why did the Kangaroo die? It was hit by three falling Koalas.

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You wanna hear a JOKE ?!! Justin Bieber has a DlCK !!!

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Dead babies and disabled kids. Jews, mexicans and black people. Hitler and prostitutes. Sex sex sex sex sex.

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Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

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A red and blue penguin are taking showers. The red penguin can't find the soap so he yells down the hall to the blue penguin "Hey, where is my soap?" The blue penguin replies, "What do I look like a typewriter?"

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GONNA

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar.... Homosexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual pandas just have piece? Man 1: Were the hell did you come from? Homosexual Panda: My mother's uterus same as you, retard.

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4 strangers are shopping at the mall. The big one does a trick and then the small one was good. The bad was small like a tree, seven days later the short one was having a party with a pretty lady. To the teacher was morning and everyone did happy times.

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How may Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

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A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

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Roses are red, Violets are Violate and not fucking blue.

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Why did the blond play Russian roulette? She is very poor and needs the money so she can feed her son.

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Anti Joke

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