What's worse then spilling milk? Instantaneous Human Combustion

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What did the girl say to her ex? Fuck you.

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trump and hillary are both stranded on an island, who survives? america

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Why did the boy cross the street He didnt he got hit by a plane instead

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What did the boy reading a book do?  Well, studies show that reading connects the synapses in the human brain, thus, making said boy reading the book a tad bit smarter.

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An innocent man's home was raided by police, who accused him of grand theft auto. It turns out it was just a case of mistaken identity.

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Q: What does a baby and an old man have in common? A: They both pee in public

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How do you kill a circus? Assuming this is metaphorical usage of the word 'kill', you would withdraw funds, involve the SPCA and offer all the major performers better contracts elsewhere.

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Why did the person name her OC telephone? I have no idea, please let me know why.

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What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

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What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Why can't the Mexican float? He never learned the proper technique as he was not allowed to take swim class.

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Q: Why did the man die of starvation??? A: He didn't eat for 3 days!!

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Yo momma's so fat that when she died of congestive heart failure, your family had to pay extra for a larger coffin to bury her in.

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One day a man named Tyler put a picture of an Asian in his wallet and proceeded to call himself Asian even though he was of Caucasian. Then a theif pick pocketed his wallet and was confused.

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What is worse than 10 babys in 1 garbage can? 1 baby in 10 garbage cans.

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Why did the black man leave the bar? Someone shot his girlfriend.

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What's the difference between car keys and truck keys? Literally nothing.

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How do you stop an oncoming bus? You push a stroller in front of it.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Poems don't have to rhyme... Refrigerator

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j.p. is dumb

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Why was the boy crying? he was so happy his mom bought him a playstation 3

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what did the women with no arms and legs say to her daughter? go to your room.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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