What's worse than getting a bruise? AIDS.

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What happened when the man crossed the road? He lived happily ever after because he looked both ways for traffic.

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So, how 'bout that airline food?

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Your mother is so heavy that she decided to try out nutrisystem

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why did the dog go inside the church? cuz the door was open.

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Thomas Hobbes had a happy life. Actually he didnt, he was born prematurely causing his mother to die. Then his dad left him at an early age to the care of an abusive older brother because he was an alcohollic. He did inspire many political beliefs though

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White people talk like this 'HEY' Black people talk like this 'YO' Hundreds of thousands died in the civil war.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To show the chicken that it isn't that hard.

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Why did the small child fall off a cliff? Because it was stupid

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There are two muffins in the oven. The first says to the other, "Its getting hot in here." The second, befuddled, replies, "AHH! A talking muffin!"

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If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? A: The holocaust

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Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

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Why did the loser end up in hospital? Because he was smoking glue.

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What's funny about a dying dog? Nothing.

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Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

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who is the shortest man in the world? ADITYA DEV

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Haikus are good poems, They don't always make sense though, I saw a squirrel.

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I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

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How can you upset Helen Keller? In Braille spell out that she can't see or hear the hunger games

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What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

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Why did the manager fire his black employee? Because he was stealing office supplies. Why was he stealing office supplies? Because he needed the money for his family. Why did he need that money? Because he wasn't being paid his full wage. Why wasn't he being paid full wage? Because his employer was a racist. Upon this analysis, the state of California ruled the case of Jones vs. Smith in favour of Mr. Jones, and ordered Mr. Smith to give Mr. Jones a cash settlement of $500,000. However, Mr. Jones was still convicted with a single charge of petty theft and was sentenced to six months in prison. His family was still awarded the settlement of $500,000. Mr. Jones made parole three months early for being an "idol inmate."

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What's funny about suicide? Nothing, that's horrible.

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Anti Joke

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