A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face", the horse replies I have an extra 21st chromosome.

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An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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A teenager walked into a bar. A drunk man got angry and beat him to death with a club.

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"One fish, two fish, red fish, the holocost." -Dr. Seuss

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Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

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I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

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Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

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Haiku's can be fun But they don't always make sense Refrigerator

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Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

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Why didn't the Irishman want to drink anymore? Because he wasn't thirsty.

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Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

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One man says to another "Hey you have banana in your ears." The other man replies "I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

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what rhymes with ham and bread? girl, make me a sandwich

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That was totally mean! I mean I was in no way going to say any of that to you! Especially not the last part, sorry that must have been part of the suggestion or something, I barely ever tell myself stuff like that, I mean stop it okay? I mean I totally read it and all but I was all like "I am notnot typing that" please stop it, its humiliating.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her she is a burnette.

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My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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Q. Why did the black man not get on the boat A. Because he gets seasick

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What do you call a dog riding a bicycle? An talented dog.

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What's worst then the holocaust, titanit and 9-11 4 bee stings.

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Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

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What's green and says I'm a frog? A talking frog

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Laura Pratz... not having a strong urge to tweet everything that happens in her life.

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I bet you read this. Told ya.

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Q. Why was six afraid of seven? A. Because seven raped a three year-old child.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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