One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

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In Soviet Russia, man doesn't walk to the bar. The bar walks to the man!

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whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

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Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

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What's Funny About A Black Man Being Shot? Nothing, That Man Was My Friend.

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Fathers Day at Tyrone's house.

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nock nock " whos there" , "open the door and you will see

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How do you make a telemarketer scream? Set him on fire.

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Why did the black man rob the bank? Well..why not?

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a porch? Bob

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Im good at other things... ...like giving handshakes

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What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? A:blue

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Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

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Frown is a four letter word.

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A person who doesn't know hungarian is trying to read the next sentence. Sajnos nem érti, mivel nem tud magyarul.

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How do you get clean dishes? You wash them.

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What do friends and trees have in common? They will both fall over after being hit multiple times with an ax.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud…

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What did John the accountant do when he saw a flying dog, He woke up from a wonderful dream and started his day

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Why was the Amish man dead? Because he fell off of his fridge, while trying to screw in a light bulb.

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What do you call a cow that went through a earth quake? A dead cow.

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How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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How did the dog die? He was put down.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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