Why don't jews believe in Jesus Because jews believe Jesus Christ was not their savior

Well, you see, I'm an extractor fan.

Why did the black guy stop drinking his kool-aid? He learned of its high sugar content and began to drink a glass of water as a healthier option.

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Don't hate the cosplayer hate the... Actually, I lied, hate the cosplayer.

Man 1: is that boy high? Man 2: No. He has down syndrome

a cop wrote most of these anti-jokes O.o

Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

why did the the frog cross the road? because he was on the chickens back

What did the blind pole vaulter say to the speed skater? Hi, how are you?

Q:how do confuse courtney A: give her a beer

Where was Andy Beckett WHEN THE LIGHTS WENT OUT? In the dark

A man walks into a bard with a politician, an Asian man, and a sailor. They all get drinks and have a good time.

What's clear, glass-like, and makes your brain feel like it's exploding just by smelling it? Crystal Meth

Barack Obama plays basketball

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

I like my coffee the same way I like my women: without a penis!

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

Moral"We all miss someone sometimes during our life, but just remain patient as you aim again, reload and hit that someone!"

whats brown? poop.

What's red and looks like blue paper? Red paper

Why didnt the 14 year old get her period? Because she had gotten pregnant by her father

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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