Knock knock Who's there? Taco Taco who? Taco bell

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How did the blonde die? She got slurped up by a 1,000-foot anteater. How did the 1,000-foot anteater die? He got slurped up a 10,000 foot anteatereater. How did the 10,000 foot anteatereater die? It doesn't matter. The Earth just got slurped up by a one-trillion-foot planeteater.

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Cum on guys....gay jokes are mean

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What's the difference between a horse and a chicken? They're different species and also the chicken is female, while the horse I was referring to is male.

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I run, but I have no legs. I see, but I have no eyes. What am I? A prospective result of future medical advancements that allow the disabled to live normal, healthy and fulfilling lives.

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What did the boy with Aids pray for? A gun

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What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

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What do you call a guy who acts straight but is really not? Verl.

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What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

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Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

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your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

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Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He has to on his commute to work. He is a taxpaying citizen who does his 8-5 job to try and cut out a decent living for his wife and kids, so stop questioning the route that he takes to get to work.

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What did the pc say to the Mac? You suck

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a headache OUCH!

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Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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My friend said that onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him with a watermelon.

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What did the leper say to the prostitute? Hello Prostitute.

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Who gets more action than my best friend Reese? My raped cousin....

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? An opera singer singing in the shower

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Whats worse than it raining on your birthday? 911

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What happened to the man who had the most loving parents and family when he was born, had an amazing childhood which he shared with so many good friends, was loved everywhere, helped the poor, started a fundraiser for starving kids in africa, got a college education, helped a complete stranger get off his drug addiction, married a beautiful woman, bought a nice house and had 3 children who he loved dearly and spent time with as much as he possibly could, tucked them in every night and enjoyed every second of his life as if it was his last? He died.

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A priest, a rabbi and Santa walk into a bar. that's a highly coincidental situation.

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What happens if you jump on barbed wire, but break your fall? You hurt your arm as well.

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Anti Joke

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