9/11 my birthday

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If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

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Enough with the "whats worse than ... "jokes! They are getting old and have a millon different possible answers. I am aware that this is not a joke but thumbs up if you aggree with.

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Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

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A man walks into a bar... "OUCH", he says for no apparent reason. He then buys a beer.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Why's the sun red? It's not it's orange.........retard

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Why did the older man begin to walk faster after a black man started walking towards him? He was late for work.

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Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

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Why did Helen Keller always ride in the passenger seat? so she could SUCK THE DRIVERS D!CK!!!!!!!!!

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A man walks into a bar, he is an alcoholic and is ruining his family.

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Obamacare!

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Having a refrigerator fall on you

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Q:Why did the man get hit by the car? A:He was standing on the road.. ;DDD

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Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

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What's black and can't swim? A black shirt.

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What do Bruce Lee and Michael Jackson have in common? They are both dead

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That long? I was thinking more like two hours? An hour?

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Boy: Mum... I got a hundred marks! Mother: That's good my son! Which subject was it? Boy: 30 for maths, 40 for english, and 30 for science.

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Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!" The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. Bob has been missing since Friday.

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A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

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Q- why are anti-jokes funny? A- cuz

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Q: What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A: A pharmacist

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Liar liar, your dead nans carcass is on fire.

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