why wont me daughter eat my feces

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Llamaworm

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What is the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The word anti before anti-joke.

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Who's dumb and retarted. A person that is dumb and retarted.

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A man was walking through the woods when he comes across a little girl crying by a lake. "What is the matter little girl?" he asked. "My cat fell in the lake ... and it couldn't swim ... so my father jumped in as well and drowned too," she cried," Sad, the man sighed, pulled down his pants and said, "Well I guess today's just not your day,"

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knock knock who's there boo Jenny had a heart attack due to the scare, she was taken to hospital and died

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roses are green violets are green i was drunk last night

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Hickory Dickory Dock, Three mice ran up the clock, the clock struck 1, and the other 2 escaped with minor injuries

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Poop

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q. a whale walks into a bar. The bartender asks"why are you wailling?" A. I my 3 year-old son died.

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why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were no traffic.

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What's worse than stabbing your eye with a fork? Stabbing both your eyes with a fork.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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A 21 year old man walks into a bar. After looking at the menu for a minute he orders the cocktail of the day. The bartender looks at the man in disbelief because he has such a baby face and looks like a teenage kid. The bartender politely asks to see his ID. The man pulls out his wallet and shows him his drivers license. Sure enough he was the legal age of drinking. The bartender says "Thank you" and gives him his beverage.

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What do you get a man that has evreything? Aids

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don't know, that's why I was asking.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Crossing Guard union had reached a collective agreement and they had returned to work and it was safe to cross once again.

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why did the clown fall off the swing because he got shot in the face

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willam dafoe

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What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Look through your peephole, you lazy bastard.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

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Why did the boy fall off the swings? He had no arms.

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No, you think faster smarter and harder than everyone I know, you change and adapt faster for each day, sometimes I just think one has to stop asking oneself what makes one happy, and simply choose to be happy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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