Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

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whats a great gift to share with small children? Ebola

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What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

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Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

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What is a black man's favorite food? It differs from person to person.

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What's the difference between a baby and hot dog? I don't put ketchup on my hot dog when I eat it.

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Potassium? K.

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What's funny about being adopted? Your parents never loved you

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No thank you, I don't like violence

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?" and the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer.

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Me: Hey Chris! Chris: WTF.u.c.k

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Whats funnier than a black guy dieing? Everything thats not funny

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What do black people and apples have in common? - They both look good hanging from trees.

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What did the little crippled boy get for his birthday? He's an orphan so he doesn't know his birthday.

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why wont me daughter eat my feces

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Did you hear about the blonde that went to college? She got a degree.

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why did a girl walk down the alley? because her name was alley!

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A black man walks into a store with a gun. It is a gun store and he needs to buy amunition after using all of his to fend of a home invader, and protect his family. He lives in a bad area because he never went to college and cannot get a well paying job in this economy, so he can't afford to buy a house in a better area He then used the gun to rob a bank. He no longer lives in a poor area

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What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

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why was the gay person gay? he liked penis in his bum.

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Who has a big nose? YOU!!!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Your mother." "Your mother who?" "Really?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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