I Love You Jordan! P.S. from someone you know

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Why didn't the man jump out of his window when his house was on fire? Because he is afraid of heights.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, the chicken is dead.

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Two chemists walk into a bar. The first says, "I'd like some H2O" The second says "I'd like some H2O as well." Nobody dies.

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How do you confuse a Mexican? Stand in the middle of a crosswalk while shouting "Cthulu will rise!" whilst looking at the sky and playing "Everybody Have Fun Tonight" by Wang Chung. Works every time.

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what's worse than getting an unwarranted parking ticket? Serving a life sentence for killing the meter man.

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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What's the difference between a black man and a Ginger? Their pigmentation.

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what do you call a mothers mothers father's brother's son's uncle's sister's brother's aunt's father's stepbrother's granddaughter's mom? I dont know... im asking you, why are you reading the answers then?

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mirror mirror on the wall who has the most desire of them all? Matt Daly!

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Your mom is so fat, it is unlikely that she will be able to survive the month without experimental liposuction and heart surgery, and even then her outlook is bleak. I am so sorry.

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Where did the moon get its degree? Unfortunately, they haven't installed any colleges for planetary satellites yet.

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An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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Q. Dr.evil? JHHHHHHHHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

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What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

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Q: Why did the bird fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the bird

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What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

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What did the robber take from the store? The managers dick

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Q: What has four legs and an arm. A: A pitbull on a playground

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Did you hear about the 2 guys who wanted to go to rome? They didnt go

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Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

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What has eight wheels and cost more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

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Two men are waiting for the traffic light to cross the road. One looks at the other and says 'Hello!' The other replies 'Hello!'

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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