why did the bear eat meat? he was hungry

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Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

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whats hard, its not what you think a penis

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I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

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What's the same between a plane a bird and a piece of celery? They all fly except the celery

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Hey. I came up with an anti-joke. I posted it here.

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how many strippers can you fit into a garage? as many as you wanted depending on the size of the garage, but after so many gathered in the same building it is a good probability that some strippers would leave.

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What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

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You're flying over a lake in your canoe and the wheels fall off. How many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? None! because ice-Cream doesn't have legs!

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Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

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I do u blow up a house U put dynamite in it

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Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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A black and a white man enter the bar all the people jump on the black guy to beat him up when the white guy is geting free vodka

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

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¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯ ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ _________________________________________ That's a road. Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot that made this joke, me. And what did the idiot do? He ate it with barley. There was food poisoning. Where did the idiot's vomit go? In yo poo.

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Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

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What do you call a house full of Mexicans? A house

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Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

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A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

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What does a person and a tree have in common? You can knock them down if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

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What is the definition of nothing? The opposite of something.

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A Muslim blows up a bar

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A Mexican is a Mexican and a bench is a bench.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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