Why did the farmer name his pig "ink"? He had a terrible case of dementia.

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Why was the women out of the kitchen? She felt the desire to relax after a day of work...

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The horse's name was Friday

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How do you kill a blonde? Well there are many ways, but all of which are wrong because murder is illegal.

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a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

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God is like semen. They're both nouns.

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One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMMBBBWWAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

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Justin Bieber

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Why do girls like Justin beiber Because he can sing good

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What's a bug's favorite sport? Bug's can't play sports.

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Whats the difference between an American and a Frenchman? The language they speak.

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It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

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A guy hit his elbow. Judaism.

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"I see London; I see France..." "Wow. You must have exceptional eyesight."

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

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A rabbi, a priest, and a minister walk into a bar. Unfortunately, the bar was closed due to the poor economy. Luckily there was an Applebee's across the street and they were able to save money with half-priced appetizers.

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What is more funny than 8 babies in 1 bin? 1 baby in 8 bins.

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Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? Neither has he.

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How do you drown a blonde? Well there are a few ways, including holding her head underwater until she passes out and then leaving her in the pool.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? chickens are very unintelligent, and often walk around aimlessly with no purpose.

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Walking down a cold, lonely, deserted street is a 10 year old who lost her parents. she has with her in plain sight her fathers wallet, so full of cash that it is literally too full. all of a sudden, a black man with a gum jumps out from around the corner. he then proceeds to mug her and shoot her. thanking the man for playing cops with her using finger guns, she goes home with a new coffee mug and a stick of gum. she died three days later from unrelated incidents.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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