You're mother is so retarded that I probably shouldn't be making fun of her because it would be considered discriminatory.

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Its about rewriting the laws of the universe and nothing less, yes yes theoretically the subconcious has unlimited potential (or at least potential we humans cannot theoretically comprehend nor define). But what if I can use my consciousness to trick my subconsciousness? What if I use the subconsciousness to trick the consciousness into tricking the subconciousness?

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A guy in a truck delivering furniture runs over a frog. Concerned for the frog, he pulls over and runs back to the frog and asks "Are you ok?" The frog replies "Yeah, you want to buy a cupboard?"

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If Sally has 4 apples and Dan has 3 apples, how many apples do they have together? Red, because ducks have 2 legs.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the other ____?

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what rhymes with ham and bread? girl, make me a sandwich

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Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

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Why where the 3 little children talking about muffins? Because muffins are smart.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet,

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Did you know that if you say "gullible" slowy, it still sounds like you're saying "gullible."

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whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

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Do you know that car over there? No.

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Why? Why not?

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What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

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I'd type a joke about dicks but it's too long.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

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Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

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What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

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Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

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Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

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So this moose walks into the super-market and asks the lady woman at he counter "Got any potatoes?" Lady woman says "Down Isle 5" So the moose goes down isle 5 and there isn't any potatoes

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What do you say to a black man on fire... Stop, drop and roll !!!

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If life throws you melons, not only might you be dyslexic, but you are probably also uneducated, since the phrase is "if life gives you lemons".

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What is dangerous when eaten? My grandmother's cooking?

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