MAGHBERRY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Knock Know! Come in!

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Why does a man wake up every morning to do the same job over again? Because, wait... what the heck kind of a question is that?

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Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

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Why do people make antijokes? Because they can

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Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

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How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

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Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

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What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

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Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

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Your mamma's so dumb, we are seriously worried she might hurt herself.

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roses are red pickles are green i like your legs and whats in between

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Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

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What do Sylvia Plath and a cake have in common? Nothing.

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The last time I heard that joke, I fell off my pet single celled bacteria.

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a farmer asked me "were is my pig?" and I said ' I got hungry" :()

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I was raped oh no he's coming HELP ahhhhhhhhfkaek.k.k.k.k.k.k. vmruieao3 vxm v

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An Admiral walks into Ackbar...

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A Duck, a Mexican guy and Helen Keller walk into a bar. The bartender asks "What do each of you want?" The duck doesn't respond because is is a duck. The Mexican guy doesn't respond because he doesn't know English that well. Helen Keller does't respond because she is dead.

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Did you hear about the boy who got an AM radio? It took him a month to realize that he can play it at night too.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? It's everybody in the world telling you to stop re-using this joke.

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How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

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What rhymes with Hitler? Walt Disney.

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what do you call a black man being hung from a tree? -prejudice

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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