how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

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Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

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Guess What? What? Get in the van.

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how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

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Why did the little boy cry and run home from the store? Because the store was out of pickles.

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A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

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Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

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Man, It's so hot in here that the horses name is friday.

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Miss Hoolie: Hello, PC Plum. What's the story in Balamory? PC Plum: I'm arresting you for the sexual molestation of twenty children.

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A blonde girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment on the counter. "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress." she says. "Come again?" says the clerk, cupping his ear. "I said 'I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW AFTERNOON TO PICK UP MY DRESS'," says the girl, this time louder.

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why did i go on the rollercoaster? because there was a muffin on it

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

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A girl walked into a bar and sat next to a man. She asked what he was drinking. He said something that makes you fly. She didn't believe him. He then went up to the roof, jumped off and walked back in the front door. She got the drink then tried to jump off the roof, and died on impact. The bartender said to the man "You're a real asshole when you're drunk superman."

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I like my women how I like my coffee; without a penis.

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guess what what ...

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

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A black man, a jew, a hispanic, and an asian are the only survivors of a plane crash, and end up on a deserted island, what do they do? Die.

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Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

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Know what's worse than being publicly embarrassed in front of your crush? Jeffrey dahmer

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What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To pick up the carcass of its road-killed younger brother and weep.

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why was the boy sad? his friend got hit by a bus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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