Did you know Helen Keller had a playhouse in her backyard? Well if you didn't, it was quite nice. I was her neighbor.

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Tell me you're a rapist. You're a rapist. This joke makes no sense. Mashed potatoes.

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I am not under the alkafluence of inkahlol. The drunker I am, the longer I get.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Robin get in the car"

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how makes licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? depends on how determined you are to find out

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How long does it take you to count to 5? 5 seconds.

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What's the difference between you and a mallet with a cold? Ones a sick duck...I forget what I was about to say but your mother is a whore

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What's funnier than shooting a moose? The realization that the moose was Sarah Jessica Parker...

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how many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb just 2 but it beats me how they got in there

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A guy walks into a grocery store. He asks a lady where the potatoes are. She says on isle 5 He goes to isle 5, but there are no potatoes.

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lyren is a big meanyhead

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why was kade sad? he shit himself

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A: Knock Knock! B: Who's There? A: I Am...

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Friend's sister: how many seconds are in 12 o'clock Friend: alot Friend's sister: WELL THEN 12 O'CLOCK IS A REWERJAJSBDKDJDHRJRJFHFKRJRIDBDKSBSDJ *slams door*

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Whats sadder than a lost baby deer? Im too lazy too think of the rest of the joke.

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What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

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Guess what? That is actually a ridiculously broad question, and I can be referring to anything. You really have no chance in guessing "what" is. As a matter of fact, I can just be thinking about a thought of something else, which is not even a concrete thing. Therefore, you really have no chance of guessing what "what" actually is. So I win. You lose.

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A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

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What's the worst part about seeing a dead baby on the beach? The crushing sadness.

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an irishman gets on facebook...he has 7 friend request

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. This next line doesn't rhyme. Nor does this one. This isn't a very good poem.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Stop me if you heard this one before.

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