What does a black man, an Asian Man, and a Jewish Man have in common? They are all men.

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Whats worse than breaking your Xbox? Being raped by your dad.

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2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

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A blind man sits down to read Anti jokes Whoops my bad

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A mushroom walks into a crowded bar, the bartender says "we don't serve your kind here." Protestingly, the mushroom replies, "why not? I am a spore reproducing eukaryote!" Everyone stares as an awkward silence ensues.

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Jamie stegman is a masive idiot and does not have a life at all he is a tool which is true becuase no one likes him

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Wanna hear a joke? The WNBA

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What's worse than listening to a teacher talk? This joke.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Pump up the pasta You need bigger boobs

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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Try this on some random person on the street... You: "Excuse me sir, do you know how to get to Farnsworth Street?" Man: "Sorry, no" You: "OK, you go straight ahead, then turn left on the second street. Continue about 200 feet, then......"

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its funny cuz i laughed!

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What's up with airplane food? Well I am a big fan of peanuts, so nothing

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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I found a new way to be condescending... Thats when you talk down to people.

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Why did the fat kid fall of his bike? The skinny kid pushed him off!

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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Yo Mamma's so dumb... She cannot manage to find a decent job without her GED.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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dildos are red, vaginas are blue, mother, what have I done to you?

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Q. What do you do when you cross an elephant, and a soccer ball. A. That would never happen.

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Moral

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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