How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

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yo mamas so old she probably ralises the greater risk of breast cancer in middle age women.

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Your mom smells so bad that she proceeded to take a shower and then didnt smell bad at all.

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Whats worst than being attacked by a tiger? Being attacked by 2 tigers.

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How do you kill a black man? You cn coz he'll beat you up first

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Women's rights...

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A man once had a monkey, and it made him very happy. then one day, his monkey ran away. So the man was very sad and screamed, "I knew i should have broken the monkey's legs!!"

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a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

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When Jesus came back from the dead the first thing he said was "It was just a prank bro!"

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He had no limbs

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face (pokerface)

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What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? That feels quite good.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he didn't make it

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What's worse than being beaten by your Father? Well, it depends.

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What is pink and smells like red paint? Pink paint

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Neil is a reterd.

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What's bad about the the 3 black Jews that just died...... They were my friends

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Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

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why is ur dad an alcoholic? he drinks a lot of alcohol

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What's black and white and red all over? A nun that was stabbed to death.

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What did the doctor say to the pregnant mother? Your babies dead

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You know that Duck song on youtube? I dont get it... ducks cant talk...

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What did the T-rex say to the velociraptor? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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