What's white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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As for regarding the Win/Win/Win/sore ass kid comment below... Why not? There is too much Win in order to worry about some fucking soreass thats just gonna grow up to be a slut... RIGHT? Your friendly r*pist Neighborhood r*pist Moral: Man: "He or she who knows I am right, will be be the only one left" Btw, I am the Anti-God, what else can I be? You are the ones that killed Christ Ahahahahahaha! Political humor bonus because my satisfaction of owning you all and your entire screen. Are you Right Winged? Or wrong Winged?

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Q:What do African American men call the Internet? A:The Internet

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What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf guy ? He didn't.

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Q: What's full of different butts and smells bad? A: An ashtray.

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What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

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equality for women

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A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

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A Christian and an Atheist are sitting next to each other in a bar. C: Sad you don't believe in God, 'cuz you'll go to hell after your death. A:I don't believe in hell neither..

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My friend was in court for stealling smoothies so i told him to plead innocent and received 10 years in a federal prison and a fine of up too £5000 pounds

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A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

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Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths, thus he suffered survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

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I pooped my pants

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Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

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What body part do you shave other than your balls? My fridge.

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A black guy and Hispanic guy jump off the Empire State Building at the EXACT same time. Who dies first? Who cares?!

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

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whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

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but there is a road to the super market

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Whats black and red inside? A black guy

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Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

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