Enchilada

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Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

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A black man walks into a bank with a gun and askes where the safe is then procedes to shoots 3 white men inside of it. Everyone thanks him for stopping the armed bank robbers and he lives out the rest of his life in happiness for he is a hardworking cop and risks his life to save others.

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A black man walks into a bar and treated with equal care

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Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

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No!

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you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

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Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

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Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

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What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

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What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

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Uh, well I think of it as quirky and charming, odd weird, maybe unexpected, I could have looked it up but I am dying of lack of sleep here.

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What's flying and eats rocks? A flying rock eater

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Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

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How do you make a builder sad? You shit on his bricks.

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Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

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What happens when Chuck Norris and Mr. T get into a car accident? They trade insurance information.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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Chris:"knock, knock" Rhianna:"owwww..." Chris:"open da door" Rhianna:"so u can punch me in the face" Chris:"duhhh, I jus got brass knuckles"

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What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls down.

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Yo mama is so hairy she should probably start shaving.

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How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

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yo mamas so old she probably ralises the greater risk of breast cancer in middle age women.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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