Which way do gay people walk? in One Direction

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Kevin Spacey is Kaiser Solze

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What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and an avacado? Michael Jackson molested a 12 year old boy

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Whats worse then getting hit by a truck? Getting hit by a turkey!

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What is difference about : Pizza and Jews on the Holocaust? Pizza don't scream when she gets into the oven!

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What did the baby get for its 1st birthday? Nothing it was aborted.

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What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

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Why did the police officer arrest the black guy? Because the guy was black and the police officer was racist.

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Whats worse than your camera not working? getting hit by a fridge during the Holocaust

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3 jews sits in a car. Who drives? Not Hitler.

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whats small and has four hoofs? A sow

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what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Less than you cuz your fat.

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Knock knock Who's there My BUTTCRACK

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What did the fly say to the spider? Please, I have a wife and daughter.

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A man with Tourettes walks into his Daughter's kindergarten classroom. Fortunately, he was able to control himself and refrain from any outbursts of profanity during the visit.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

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What do you call a blank white sheet of paper? Printer paper most likely

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Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

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Q. What did the wierd kid get for christmas A. A Pokemon diamond edition

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The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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