A dog says to a horse "Hey, why the long face?" the horse just looks at him.

How many licks did it take for the little boy to get to the center of the Tootsie Pop? Three, and then he choked and died.

whats the difference between a bird and a turtle? they can both fly but the turtle cant

what do you call a dog with no legs. It dosent matter it wont come

The Holocaust? What's worse than finding a worm in your apple.

What did the blind boy get for Christmas? The same toys from last year.

What do you get when a sister and a brother have sex? A deformed child.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A comment saying "I don't think that's an anti-joke"

how do u get a blonde to stay away from her credit card... i dont know im blonde

Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

Why was the boy considered a bitch? His name was Jason Jubin

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He let go of it.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

yolo your orange looks orange

Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

What's The Difference Between a Chicken and a Human. Well a Chicken Is A Chicken and a Human Is a Human.

What do dogs and cats have in common? They eat dog food, accept for the cat.

the other day i saw a mouse run across my floor. i said "okay" and proceeded with my life

What did the orphan get for christmas? Tuberculosis

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How do you rescue a fat girl that's stuck under a car? With a pickaxe and a donkey.

Roses are red, violets are blue! Damn, the florist messed up the colors again!

I saw my friend stabbing a girl. i asked what is he doing "Oh im just killing time" turns out the girls name is Time Demson. What a weird name i thought to myself.

The WNBA is on the cooking channel

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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