A boy asked his dad Why are Chinese eyes like that. His dad replied there concentrating that's why there so smart The boy went up to a student in his class and said look I'm like you The teacher asked who told him that he said his dad The dad was called up by the school when the teacher told him what his son did he went GOOZILLA His wife asked him what he was up to and he said farting on her face when she was a sleep 3 days later he found out his wife was cheating on him he knocked on the door only to realize he was on drugs and that he never had a family.

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My uncle was involved in 9/11... He called me before the plane crashed into the twin towers, his final words were so comforting... "ALLAH AKBAR!!!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it.

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Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

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Yo mamma is so ugly, but your father was willing to look past that. They fell in love and you were born about a year after they got married.

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Why is Kim Jong Un so horrible? I forgot the rest of the joke but your mum is a whore

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Why does Santa Clause eat cookies? Because cookies not part of a balanced diet.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What do you call a three-legged cheetah? Crippled.

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What is it called when a Native American Indian man smacks a woman in the face for cheating on him? In police code it's called a "273D Domestic violence - Felony" most likely involving an insecure man with control problems simply adding to the stereotype that Native American's are drunk, abusive and domestically violent people.

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Why didn't the gangster cross the road? Because he J-walked and was hit by a car.

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A baby seal walks into a club. It was a tragedy.

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A man walks into a bar. Since he was only moving at a slow walking pace, he was fine, no further events worth noting occured.

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What do you call a cat without a face ? - Kitty !

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how do you get a nun pregnant? have unprotected SEX with her, resulting in expulsion from her convent

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What do you get when you have 5 Russians, a few 8 year olds, and guns? A kidnapping

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Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

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Why was the black man fired from the bakery? He didn't work hard and was repeatedly absent

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(Q)What do you call 4+4? (A) A math problem.

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How do you stop a fire breathing dragon from breathing fire? Shove a hose down its throat.

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a boy walks into the doctors office."my knees hurt...i poked it like this"the doctor says "listen kid...u are a really good kid but u didnt really injure your knee and im sick of you!!"

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Knock Knock Whose there? Get out of the bathroom Get out of the bathroom who? No, your in the bathroom

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