Name an American born white man in the NBA. Thats right, you cant

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why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

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Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? black people have more melanin in their skin causing it to pigment and turn black

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Doorbell salesman.

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What do you call 10 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call 1000 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call the population of black people on the moon? A huge problem

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What should you give your Italian plumber for a refreshment? Water, because he's probably working so hard that he's thirsty.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Im Really Stoned And you have met with a terrible fate haven't you?

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what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

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A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

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Who's the cutest girl in the world? Claire Seiter.

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Why did little Billy fall off his bike? Anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

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Women outside of the kitchen.

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What is green and has wheels A blue bucket, I lied about the green and the wheels

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What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

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whay did the monkey fall out of the tree? he was dead. why did the cat fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

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How many Hairdressers does it take to change a lightbulb. Usually one.

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Why did then plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What starts with a 's' and ends in 'ex'? Sex -XH

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Why is my room black and white? Because your in a black and white movie.

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Why did the dog die? I beat him with a bat

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The Barackness Monster

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Anthony sucks

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What starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? F*ck

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How do you get 1000 pokemon on to a bus? Pikachu!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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