What do you call a black man with his doctorate in the field of marine biology? Doctor

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I have cancer"

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I got bored today and decided to surf the web. Thank you for reading this

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Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

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What do u call a black man playing a jumping sport? I don't know but it is totally normal.

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Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

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how many babies does it take to paint a house depends on how hard you throw em

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a big fat bully!

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a black guy leaves prison

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Knock Knock. Who`s there? The police, your family were killed in a bakery A German bakery.

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a black guy walks into a park with a group of five other black guys. they then proceed to have a nice picnik and play frisbee with a little white boy.

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Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

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a man cries out to god.... and god does't reply.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Just open the damn door

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Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

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PENIS THAT IS ALL!

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What's the difference between black people and white people? Their skin color.

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a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

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A traveling salesman breaks down on a rainy night, but spies a farm house. he knocks on the door and the farmer answers. the salesman asks if he can spend the night. the farmer says "sure, but i gotta warn you, i don't have any daughters."

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

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what did one cow say to the other cow. nothing as its mouth was filled with grass thus it could not speak or it would be deemed as rude.

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What did Katniss say to her sister? hi

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Why did the black man kill himself? Because he was black

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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