WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

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Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No?

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a boy liked a girl. too bad she didn't like him.

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Why couldn't people tell the difference between the two twins? Because they were indentical.

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Why was the presidential candidate sad? He mother was raped on her way to hear his speech and his brother hung himself in his apartment two days earlier.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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What do you call a black man riding a bicycle? A good citizen who cares about the environment.

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being sober in a bar fight

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Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

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Ever hear the joke about the blind guy taking care of the baby ? ... Good, because it's not funny to make fun of blind people and I doubt a blind guy would ever be legally taking care of a baby.

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Why did the boy find love? because if the girl did not love her he would kill her

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the chicken.

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Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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what are you mike bibby?

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What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. Come out with your hands up!

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What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

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Q:What do you call a black man flying a plane? A: An over-used anti-joke

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What do you do when you eat a loaf of bread? You throw it up because your brother made it

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Knock knock Who's there No one We are all on the computer

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How many lesbians did Tiger Woods bang? None, his standards are much higher than that

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DAAAAAAAAMN! I AM BEHIND THE SQUARE WHEEL AGAIN! AND THAT SHIT IS POINTY! PRETENDING TO CARE IS SUCH A HASSLE! Anyway, I hope you know I was joking (otherwise you would totally be,not as smart as I thought) but yeah lets see, I am the fourth most pointless MAN, after "The square wheel", "My wife" (:)) I guess some guy just married the wrong wife huh?) And the the fucking wheel is a billion times more manly than Justin Bible or whatever you called that... Thing, and that wheel is made from a female tree! What? HAVE THE LAST COMMENT? I DO NOT GET HAVE! I GET TAKE BY FORCE! Well as far as comments and go, and sex of course.

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Why didn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell off a cliff? She was wearing Mittens

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