A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

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Who's the cutest girl in the world? Claire Seiter.

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Why did little Billy fall off his bike? Anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

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Women outside of the kitchen.

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What is green and has wheels A blue bucket, I lied about the green and the wheels

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What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

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whay did the monkey fall out of the tree? he was dead. why did the cat fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

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How many Hairdressers does it take to change a lightbulb. Usually one.

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Why did then plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What starts with a 's' and ends in 'ex'? Sex -XH

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Why is my room black and white? Because your in a black and white movie.

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Why did the dog die? I beat him with a bat

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The Barackness Monster

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Anthony sucks

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What starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? F*ck

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How do you get 1000 pokemon on to a bus? Pikachu!

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Question: What did one lesbian say to the other lesbian at the grocery store? Answer: Will that be paper or plastic?

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Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

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Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

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Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

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What really killed Adolf Hitler? The gas bill

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Knock knock Go fuck yourself

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Why are birds purple? because it fits the sky why are bats purple? bats aren't purple

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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