What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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How did the priest die? Masterbation

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

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Why are you reading this? You should be taking a shower, you smell like crap.

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What did the angry asian man do after he crashed his car? He died of serious head trauma and internal bleeding.

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why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

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What would Loiter Squad be if the characters were white? A show.

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A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

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Hi im a joke i eat turtles

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What's the difference between hot tea and cold tea? The temperature.

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I dont no the difference between their and there

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Why did the man go bra shopping? Cause he is a single father and his teenage daughter needs a new one.

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quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

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Why was the black man eating fried chicken? He was on death row and it was his last meal request..

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How do you hit a clown off a swing? There are many was of acting upon this situation but the most successful approach would be hitting the clown with a heavy object,

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your Fallopian tubes ripped out by wolverine

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wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

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i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

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An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

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How do you get an Irishman out of a bar? You politely ask him to leave.

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Boy: If you didn't have feet, would you wear socks? Girl: No. Boy: Then why do you wear a bra?

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What's funny about 4 black people going off a cliff in a Cadillac? Nothing. You're adopted

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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