What do you think 3 black men want when the come and knock on your car window? They just want directions.

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What is white, long, and thin? A tablecloth

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Ain't idn't a word.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I said so.

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the WNBA

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Why did the Muslim enter the bar? He didn't.

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tobi is so gay that he is the mayor of sanfrancisco

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A man finds an antique lamp at a garage sale. He takes it home and polishes it, and a majestic genie materializes. The genie thanks the man for freeing him from excruciating slavery, shakes his hand, and returns home to his overjoyed family.

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Do you know what lmnop is? No. A group of five consecutive letters.

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Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere.

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Why did the girl get robbed? Because her door was unlocked.

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Why the girl fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her.

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Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

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how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

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why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

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their was a black man in my family tree hes still hanging on

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What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

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My life :(

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Why do you walk to your bed at night? Beds cant walk.

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DERP

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Trees are brown.

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Why is pi? Because circles.

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Women's Rights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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