Knock knock Who's there My BUTTCRACK

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What did the fly say to the spider? Please, I have a wife and daughter.

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A man with Tourettes walks into his Daughter's kindergarten classroom. Fortunately, he was able to control himself and refrain from any outbursts of profanity during the visit.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

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What do you call a blank white sheet of paper? Printer paper most likely

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Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

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Q. What did the wierd kid get for christmas A. A Pokemon diamond edition

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The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

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What do you call a black guy with a shotgun? A fine American citizen exercising his 2nd Amendment right.

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Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

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What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

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Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

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A man in a bar says "I'm drunk", immediately 10 men take of their clothes

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Knock knock, Whos there? Your adopted.

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Okay on a scale Casey Anthony to Jerry Pandusky how much do you love your kids?

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A black guy walks into a bar... *3 hours later* He walks out...

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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What's worse than the Holocaust? • • • Stubbing your toe.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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A woman is hit by a car. Thankfully she manages to survive, but the driver is fined a lot of money for speeding.

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LA Police, Christine Collins called. She wants her son back.

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

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What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

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What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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