Nikii manaj is 99.9% fake on her body

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Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have no idea how to rhyme, I like tacos

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What's funnier than a joke book? 2 joke books.

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Badabing.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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Teacher- And that is why the Pythagorean theorem only works for RIGHT triangles. Any questions? Student- I like grapes.

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hit the thumbs down button

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what do the Holocaust and Jeff Dunham have in common? they're both hilarious

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Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A nun in a blender.

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When life gives you lemons, chuck them at the creepy man across the block.

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Put her in a circle and tell her to sit in the corner.

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Yo momma so fat she when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

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How do you fit 90 Jews in a Volkswagen Bug? You can't.

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70% of heroin addicts die at some point in their life.

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Humpty dumpty sat on a wall Humpty dumpty ha a great fall Hunpty dumpty's skull was split in two

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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A group of black people are arrested for murder, what do you need? A better prison.

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How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable? A car crash.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

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do you have a pen i can borrow? yeah, here.

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A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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