Yo mama's has so much acne, I decided to give her proactive.

What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

A police man, doctor and stage actor walk into a bar. They're identifying the corpse of the stage actor's brother.

Jews

roses are red violets are indigo

Call me Mr. Flinstone, for that is my surname.

Q.What is the bigest lie in the universe? A. I have read and agree the the Terms of Service.

Whats ironic about the Facebook "like" button? Nothing

RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

How do you know if your teacher is gay? Ask him if he is gay.

Find x X + 2 = 5 ^ I found it

Why did the dog cross the road? Because he saw another dog

What's the difference between celery and a truck?

Once upon a time, your face.

how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

What did the guy do with the tv remote? Turn on the tv

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

What did the homeless man say to bill gates? Nothing he was about to die.

life is a barrel of tomatoes...unless you paint them blue.

Justin beiber comment if u get it

what's a self-driving car 10 years from now? probably just "a car".

sally was hit by a bus and lost both arms knock knock who's there? not sally

A man walks up to a dead baby. The baby is dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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