Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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A woman is about to buy a house and is faced with a difficult decision. She must choose which house she'll buy the next day. During the night she thinks about it and the next morning she has made a rational decision. What house did she choose ? TRICK QUESTION - Women can't make rational decisions.

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What did the UPS man bring Sara? a box. whats inside it is only Sara's buisness

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What did Harry get for his Birthday? Nothing nobody likes Harry.

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(This poem is written by a dog) Roses are gray Violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

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How do you know a man is Jewish? Because he told you or you met him in a synagogue.

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What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

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What happened when the Trayvon Martin was shot? The media made a huge deal about it and is now making ridicoulus claims that George Zimmerman is racist, and such claims are infringing on his right to a fair trial, and it's all because Trayvon Martin is black.

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What happenes if you put an elephant in the fridge? Nothing, it wouldnt fit.

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What's black and red all over? Half a cat

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Why didn't the little boy believe in Santa Clause? Because' he saw his parents putting presents under the tree, and saw his over weight father eat all the cookies.

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throbbing slobber

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Jack be nimble, Jack be quick... Jack didn't make it over the candle stick and died.

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A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?!?

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What did the autistic man say to the woman? I have autism

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What is the main similarity of Darth Vader and Michael Jackson? They are both dead fathers.

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What is a dead cat on the side of the road. A free cat.

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Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes to step on trampolines.

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Where did the homeless man sleep? A rather nice hotel with fluffy pilloes

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Whats the similarity between a bike and a black person? They are both stolen

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1 I've been diagnosed with-- 2 I don't give a f*ck, go die in a hole!

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What did the fish say when it hit the wall? "Dam."

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What ended in the year 1970? 1969

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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