how do u unload the dishwasher? u take the dishes out!

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What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

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1.Roses Are Gray, Violets Are Gray. I Am A Dog. Can I Eat Your Leg? 2.What Did The Sandwiches Say To The Grilled Cheese? Nothing. Sandwiches Can't Talk Due to The Lack Of Organs.

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Q:Why did the man get hit by the car? A:He was standing on the road.. ;DDD

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Yo mama so stupid she tried to drown a dog and was quite successful at it. Know she serves a death sentence.

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If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

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what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

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A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

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There was once a Polish man who was extremely sad with life because people always made fun of him. He decided to do something about it. He sat down to contemplate the situation, and after a few hours, he thought, "I have never seen anyone making fun of Italians. So, if I start talking and behaving like them, no one will be able to make out that I am Polish and make fun of me." He went into isolation for three months and after a lot of practice, he walked confidently into a shop and said, "I am a very hungry. Give me some pepperoni and zucchini." Immediately, the man behind the counter said "Are you Polish?" This guy was taken aback and he repeated his request. The man behind the counter said, "Are you Polish or not?" This man was finally very ashamed and amazed at the shop owner's discerning ability and so he admitted to the fact after which he asked, "But how did you know?" The shopkeeper replied, "My grandmother was Polish. I could tell by your accent."

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What's worst than the holocaust? Coming home and having your parents say " we received an email from your teacher today"

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Just one.

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Benevolent villain.

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

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Bill: Hey Scott, do you have the time? John: My name is John, you must have mistaken me for someone else. Bill: Oh. I apologize for the inconvenience. John: No problem. By the way, the time is 3:34. Bill: I don't actually need the time, me and Scott just have this inside joke of me asking the time when we both very well know that he refuses to wear a wristwatch. John: Alright

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What did the farmer say when he lost his pig? Wheres my Pig?

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I have suicidal thoughts

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your mom is so old that she farts dust.

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what do a jew homosexual and a latino all have in common? human dignity.

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three men walk into a bar. they are immediately rushed to urgent care due to blunt force trauma

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Four turtles once fell into nuclear waste. They remained unnoticed and later died from exposure to radiation.

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why was the little girl crying? because i raped her.

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What is the best invention ever? Taking a crap reverse. So you can enjoy a nice bowl of aids.

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