Why did the fireman die? For various reasons,one was because he was burnt alive.

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how hight is a china man ? derr his name is how high and he is a china man

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What's the difference between an apple and an orange? 87

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I donated to Kony 2012. Litterally to Kony. I approve of his actions.

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Me: f*** off Asshole: YOU'RE MOM! Me: -is dead.

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He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

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What did one ocean say to the other ocean, nothing it just waved

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Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

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What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple, nothing rhymes with purple.

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What do fish and shoe laces have in common? nothing.

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Patrick: My name is 24. Spongebob: Hey, Patrick, you know whats worse than 24? Patrick: What? Spongebob: 911.

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Q: How do you make a five year cry twice? A: There are many ways, as children are generally not that adept at controlling their emotions. Loud noises, threats of violence, images of scary monsters... those tend to work. Be sure to let them stop crying before making them cry again, otherwise you will have only made them cry once.

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A young gay man comes out of the closet to his conservative, Christian parents. Everything went better than expected.

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Q: What do you call a bathtub? A: A bathtub

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Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

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What did the taxi driver say when the black man got in to his taxi? Where to sir?

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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thumbs up if you want 10 dollars to ya paypal.. email me @ sickguy42@hotmail.com

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Charlie Sheen is winning

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I like my women like I like my coffee... In a cup.

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I had a dream I watched Inception.

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the next time someone says "yolo" im going to pull out my shotgun and reply "sadly..."

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what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

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