A man goes to an amusement park. He heads straight for the roller-coaster and gets in line. When he gets to the front, the ride operator informs him that he is too short to ride. "You must be at least 48 inches, sir, you just barely miss the mark, I'm sorry, I can't let you ride." The man is sad, but he doesn't let this little discrepancy ruin his day. He then gets in line for a different ride.

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What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? KFC was closed.

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What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

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What's the difference between a gay white man and a gay black man? Nothing because they are both sexually attracted to men.

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Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds? Michael Jackson is dead.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Ronald McDonald was chasing him.

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Q: How many dead people does it take to change a light bulb? A: Trick question...i have sex with them in the dark

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Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's rich...

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What did Batman and Robin say when they were going to the Batmobile? To the Batmobile

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Whats worse than a little kid falling. Him getting vigorously raped by his father every night.

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Why did the man go to Chinatown? Because he was hungry.

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Knock Knock COME IN!!!!

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You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

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Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Don't worry, he didn't either

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A kid walked in to a bar, grabbed a napkin, and left

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

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Whats tan and jumps higher than a frog? Mexicans..

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Guys, I think I'm gonna apply to join the Crips. My SAT score is a 2050, and their average score is a 2200. My GPA, however, is a 4.6, and their average is only a 4.2. Do you guys think that they will take me? Or should I try and apply for the Bloods?

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Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

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Why was the white man poor? Because he could not hold a stable job for his wife and kids.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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