Whats the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? Ghosts aren't dolphins.

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Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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What's worse than some one spitting in your food Hitler revealing he's actually a Jew

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How do you make time fly? Develop a flying suit to put on a sun dial.

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How did mary and molly have sex it is impossible for two women to perform sex

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you just read an anti-joke

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What do Helen Keller, Stevie Wonder, and Ray Charles have in common? They were all mentioned in the previous sentence.

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A woman walks into a bar.

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What does chuck norris do at 4 o clock in the morning ? Sleep

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there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was in a van headed to the slaughterhouse.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller read? She was blind

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What's pink and fluffy? A feather duster.

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If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

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How did the man rob the bank? With a gun

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Why is black people's skin darker? Africa

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How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17.

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What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

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do you know that joke? hmm no.. yaa life!

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

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Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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