What's yellow, long, hard, and moves up and down? A banana in an elevator...

Why do Native Americans own Casinos? Because it's a very profitable business situation.

How did the conductor survive the Electric Chair? - He was a bad conducter

Why was the man full? He ate a meal.

what did meredith and nick have in common an i

What was the old man doing in the parking lot. Looking for a place to park his car

A squirrel and an owl are sitting in a tree. A farmers walks by underneath, and the squirrel turns to the owl and says nothing, because squirrels can't talk and neither can owls. Then the owl eats the squirrel because it is a bird of prey.

Dad, why are we Swedish? Because antilopes and the butterfly effect son.

What kind of cheese doEs god like? Swiss cheese because it's holy!

What's black on bottom and white on top?? Society

a man gets raped. -teagan doherty-

What is the difference between a motorcycle and a football? 42, because ice cream has no bones.

How can you spot a blind person at a nudist colony? They might be carrying a white stick, or have a guide dog or someone to help them navigate the premises.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing!!

What's black and white and read all over? A lot of things.

Roses are red Violets are blue I forgot to go to the bathroom

what has four wheels and opens using a key? -a trunk on wheels

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he's stupid.

A woman is on an escalator, which stops, then she cries. Why? The escalator is in a hospital and stops because the power has failed. She was going to visit her husband who is on life support, which has now but out.

Roses are red, viotels are blue. God made me pretty, what happened to you?

What did John say to Trojan? Hi Trojan

Oh yeah? Well you're as gay as this joke!

you: "hey, is your refrigerater running?" random, confusded individual: "yeah" you: "oh."

What's worse than the holocaust? The sun exploding.

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