Knock knock. Who's there. Alex. Alex who? Your brother Alex. Oh, please come in.

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

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Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

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Why are you reading this joke? There is this nice 'Bad Idea T-Shirts' ad right there.

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What happens when you throw a red rock in a green pond? It sinks.

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I used play skyrim...but then I realsied I had a lot of exams so I had to stop

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Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede.

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why did the woman get electricuted? because there was an electric fence around the kitchen.

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Halo < COD

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Kindness is what makes the world go round..... and chocolate.

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What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? Drowning.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Why can't Kevin run with scissors? Because he killed himself.

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Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

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Why did the orange fall asleep? Because its never awake.

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What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

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What's the difference between gays and straights? Sexual orientation

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Doctor Doctor! I think i'm epileptic! I'm not the Doctor, I'm the receptionist. You're a hypochondriac, now wait in the Que, like everybody else Mrs. Davis.

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how did the man die he didnt

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A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

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Q: What did the dog say the cat? A: nothing, because dogs cannot speak, and even if they could, I highly doubt they would speak cat.

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