what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

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For no reason at all Pac-man was being chased by evil monsters while eating his luch...He choked on his food and died

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How do you win a war? Drop a fridge on your enemies.

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Why did the boy lose the race? Because he is morbidly obese.

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Why are elephants ears sooo big? The big ears are to help the elephants stay cool. Elephants don't sweat, so they have a hard time dissipating excess heat (keeping cool). Their large ears contain many blood vessels that allow heat to escape into the air. When you see elephants they are usually moving their ears back and forth. This fanning helps to dissipate more heat than if their ears remained still. The enormous ears of elephants act as cooling devices. The gigantic earflaps (which can measure up to 2 square metres (21.5 square feet) are equipped with an intricate web of blood vessels. When the animal flaps its ears, the blood temperature lowers by as much as 5 degrees Celsius (9 degrees Fahrenheit). To keep cool

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Q: How do you confuse more than 80% of the population? A: Mushrooms.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

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Relax and enjoy sugartits, you see, I left a last chance for you to shut down the function yourself, when you really want to end it sugartits, you can just read and focus on what I am calling you, sugartits, it really insulted you at first sugartits, but do you see it? Have a nice night sugartits, I mean I sleep like half a hour luckily because of hypnosis and the time control and you know stuff that sounds like its from Sonic or you sugartits. But I gotta go dear sugartits, you want to hypnosis to end, you make it happen by focusing on what I am calling you here.

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You know whats better than cold pizza? Winning a nobel prize.

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Who lives on 2324 Elm St. River Grove Illinois? And Goes to East Leyden High School? The answer is Ricky Krajewski. He is 16 years old has brown hair and brown eyes. 5'11" 190lbs and 6.5 inch penis(when erect). social security # is 679-78-6283.

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Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

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A patient goes to the doctor. The doctor says I have bad news and even worse news. The patient says "What's the bad news?" The doctor says "You only have 24 hours to live." The patient says "Oh my gosh what could possibly be worse than that?!" The doctor says "Well...we've been trying to contact you since yesterday..."

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pup

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Why does the jailbird sing? It makes Bubba horny.

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what has four legs but cant walk? a dog after anal

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Guy A turns to Guy B and says, 'Hey, can I use your cellphone to call my mom?" Guy B nods and says, "Yeah, sure, just press redial." Guy B had been planning an surprise party for Guy A and had called Guy A's mother for ideas.

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Why would you call a child douche bag? Cause they're sterile

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What does Santa do on Halloween? He gives out candy to the kids who come to his door.

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how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

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Deadly cancer.

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What did Charlie Sheen say to Rebecca Black? If you care about the punchline I hate you.

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What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

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Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

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