when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

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you were my brotha, from another motha, you touch my girl, ill leave you dead in the gutta.

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What do you call a man floating in a pool with his arms chopped off? A murder victim.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? Getting tortured to death. Whats worse than being tortured to death? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, and getting tortured to death. Whats worse than that? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, getting tortured to death, and finding a worm in your apple.

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PLEASE LIKE TO DONATE 50 CENTS TO MY CHARIDY .... SAVE THE PENGUINS IN AFRICA -BY LUKE BRANIFF

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I hate when Harry Potter showers in my Potatoes....

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so a jew walks into a bar and leaves at 9:00 becuase he has work in the morning.

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A child is watching Saturday cartoons when is father walks in and, the child is aware that the father was on an all night binge and is verbally abused

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Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

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Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

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What the difference between Adolf Hitler and Michael Phelps? Micheal Phelps can finish a race.

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Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

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Roses are red Violets are penis

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Have you read Shakespeare? Dunno. Who wrote it? Shakespeare.

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Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

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whats funnier than 24? 25

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im not black, im Joseph Kony

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Q: what do you call someone on Anti Jokes A: Someone with no friends trying to find a funny joke to make friends.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

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PUDDING

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Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

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What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

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Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

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