What do stupid fat ugly women always say to me? “I think you have a problem with women.”

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person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

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If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

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what do you call a gay guy Ej

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when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

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Why did the kid cross the road? He was strapped to a chicken!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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A blind man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He has gotten used to being blind all his life.

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How do you kill a innocent young boy walking from school? I don't know but do you want to enjoy a refreshing beverage of creaming soda?

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Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

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How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

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If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

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what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The middle one's for you.

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What do you call a sheep with big teeth? Mitch

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fabien

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Did you here about the guy who got his right leg and right arm cut off? I made him up but he would make one good anti-joke.

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What did the blind, deaf, quadriplegic boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

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what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer

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an athiest walks into a church

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How do you kill a black guy? Shoot him in the temple

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Roses are black Violets are white I'm colorblind

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