- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks the clerk how much a television costs. He said that they don't serve blondes. The blonde files a lawsuit and is victorious by ruling of descrimination.

1100110001012....HOLY S@&$ A 2!

Man 1: Is your refrigerator running? Man 2: Nope, broke last week.

josh Roberts you speccy CUNT

what did the kid say when pee-wee was about to rape him ...huh just make it quick

What has one eye but cannot see? A brick with an eye drawn on it

If you were an octopus what would you? Say "I an octopus".

What was the blind man doing before he was strangled? He was breathing.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

roses r nice violet are fine all be the 6 and you be 9

What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

I won the game.

Did you here about the guy who got his right leg and right arm cut off? I made him up but he would make one good anti-joke.

why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

What do you call three black men in a car? One driver, and two passengers.

Girl you must be Jamaican...because you're black and annoying.

What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? Peanut butter is a food paste made primarily from dry roasted peanuts, while jam is a product made with whole fruit, that is cut into pieces or crushed.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

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