what happened to the guy that got attacked by a shark he died

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Three guys at the beach decided to bet on who could swim the farthest. The first guy, could not swim so he lost. The second guy got a cramp right away. The third one swam far away into the distance, and was not seen or heard on for days... Three weeks later his corpse was found floating by the shore. The other two died out of guilt.

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Thumbs down this! Please, i wanna see how many thumbs down this can get!!!

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Person 1 - Have you heard about the movie about constipation? Person 2 - No. Person 1 - It hasn't come out yet

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A horse walks into a bar. "Rough day?" says the bartender. UUUNNNHHHHH!

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why did the chicken cross the rode? so it can get the seed that is between the two yellow lines, and then he walked back without getting hit by a car.

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How come George hit his face when he fell? He had no arms.

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Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? genocide whats worse than genocide? getting raped by a giant scorpion

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What do you get if you cross if you cross an overweight woman with a pair of very tight trousers? Exactly that, an overweight woman in inappropriately tight torusers.

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whats sixty-twelve and a half + one one sixty-twelve isn't a number

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hahah i just thought of a funny joke!!!!!!

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Why is jim gay? because he likes men

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So these IRS agents were negotiating a deal.....

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how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Your son Your son who? Your son who’s sick of having a paranoid mother who won’t just open the door!

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why did joe drown ? he had no arms

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A chronic hemophiliac walks into a bar. He cuts his leg and bleeds to death.

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My dads so gay he has sex with other men for fun.

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Amedeo Clemente Modigliani was an Italian artist who worked mainly in France. Primarily a figurative artist, he became known for paintings and sculptures in a modern style characterized by mask-like faces and elongation of form. He died in Paris of tubercular meningitis, exacerbated by poverty, overwork, and addiction to alcohol and narcotics.

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Dad, they tell me I am a slowpoke at school, what can I do? ... Eh son, this is mommy, your dad died ten years ago remember?

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Why did the handicap man scream for help? Because he fell out of his wheel chair

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A neutron walked into a bar and asked "how much for a drink?" The bartender did not reply because a neutron is so small he didn't notice that it even entered.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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