What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

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19th amendment

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What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

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What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

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Your in Thailand on a Elephant ride... at the end you jump off but uncle jack is still on the elephant and the elephant wont let him off.... Do you help your uncle, Jack off the elephant?

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says"what can i get for you Sarah Jessica Parker"

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A man entered into a house, because it hadn't any door.

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dassa

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A BRICK!!

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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In some aspects, a fowl can be compared by many points to the Tyrannosaurus. But it is still comestible.

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yo mama is so fat she is 1 candy bar away from dieing

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roses are red, violets are blue my name is hitler, good bye jew

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Whats a welfare? Its what keeps you alive.

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Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

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What's as hard as a rock? A rock

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How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was dead and therefore unable to escape the Chick fil A bag it was being carried in.

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A man walks into a party, walks over to the snack stand, and is surprised to find that there is no punch line.

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Roses are red bullets are led if you don't take me back now i'll shoot you in the head!

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

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What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

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Have you heartd about the blond that confused winow putty for KY jelly? Her windows fell out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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