- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The bartender is institutionalized for paranoid schizophrenia.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs in the ocean? Dead.

A blind guy walks into a bar because he can't see.

What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

Why is Santa fat? Because the apples are red.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

I love you You love me We all grab 2X4's Barney's on the floor No more purple dinosaur.

Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He ate the mac and cheese before it was cool.

Shane Murchan is GAY ..... :L

How did the fat man avoid getting dehydrated? Fat men don't excersise and therefore cannot become dehydrated.

You smell like shit

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting cancer from a horse.

how do u know when your in west virginia? when the houses have more wheels than the cars

What did the white man say to the black man? Nothing. Earlier that day his vocal chords were ripped out by an angry chimpanzee. He will never speak again

skurfboards we love fat kids

What do you do when you fall of the horse? Consider calling the paramedics because it's possible that when you hit the ground your brain sustained damage and you should be rushed to a hospital immediately.

I win an iPad for pooping on someone's head Answer- We have a muddaf**kin winna

Straight men can be bronies.

Give a man a fire and he will be warm for the rest of the night. Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

A woman walks into a bar. She gets hit on by every guy in the bar. After hours of being hit on she finally has enough and asks the guys to stop. The guys Say "ok im sorry". She leaves.

A: B: No pun intended.

Why did the black lady yell? She was being raped.

Yo sugars so salty when you put it on your french fries they taste like salty french fries

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