- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was something of interest on the other side.

What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

Dos Equis took down chuck Norris

how do jews pay for a $1200 Tv. they play $1000.

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A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

What black and white and red all over? A panther I was lying about the red and white.

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

What do stupid fat ugly women always say to me? “I think you have a problem with women.”

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

what do you call a gay guy Ej

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

Why did the kid cross the road? He was strapped to a chicken!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

A blind man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He has gotten used to being blind all his life.

How do you kill a innocent young boy walking from school? I don't know but do you want to enjoy a refreshing beverage of creaming soda?

Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

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