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Vancouver Canucks Hater: What time is? Another Vancouver Canucks Hater: 6 past Luongo

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Dementia Dementia who Knock, Knock

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Why did the man with no arms, and no legs knock on your door? He can't, he has no arms!

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What did the banana say to the peach? Dude, we can talk?

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How did the boy break his hand? He slammed it in a car door.

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a mulslim wlaks past a bomb shop on his way to join the international peace club

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One time at band camp, We practice playing our instruments and had fun.

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Why did the sperm cross the road? It didn't, as sperm cells have tails not legs, and are therefore incapable of crossing roads.

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Anything involving women..

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? I don't know, I don't have a watch anymore.

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Whats red and bad for your teeth? A brick Courtesy of: http://samsjokeoftheweek.moonfruit.com/

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What did the cancer patient get for his birthday HIV

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A child with cancer grows up.

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Have you ever seen that really famous blind man's house? Neither has he.

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what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

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A man was driving to work when he realized he hadn't told his wife happy anniversary. He turned the car around to head back home only to remember that their anniversary was on Friday, not Thursday. The man shared some nervous laughter with himself as the radio played in the background. He continued on toward work and had a run of the mill day meeting with potential clients.

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What did the guy with Alzheimer's say to his.... Wait, I forgot the joke

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Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven

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What does a Jewish Santa Clause say? This scenario is highly improbable as Jews celebrate Hanukkah and not Christmas.

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How did the old man feel when he couldn't have sex? Viagravated

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Knock knock Who's there Fetty Fetty who? Fetty Wap Hey what's up hello

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One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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