why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

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Knock Knock, Who's There? Not Ann Frank because she died in the Holocaust along with 6 million other innocent people.

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Yo mama's so fat, that she died from obesity.

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a black man is chasing a white man,, "sir you dropped your wallet'!!

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The original Moral Man has left Horsehead network, but I will keep monitoring this section for like 3 hours... Then probably never again on this shit site it barely works ffs! Moral: "Turn every stone, and you might find a penny, turn every penny and you might find a stone that stone is in our shoe, kick it away, crush it, destroy it"

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What did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? A several garbled and mostly inaudible comment that she could not understand.

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What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

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Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

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Why did Nigel decide to lie and remain on the ground? He didn't. Somebody beat him ruthlessly and stole his wheelchair. Nigel has no legs by the way.

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A lamp of light That shines so bright Except when it is night A glow up high You wonder why It moves across the sky. What am I? A blogger who posts jokes on AntiJoke.com.

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your face is kinda funny

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How can a man go 8 days without sleeping? Sleep at night.

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Which is correct grammar: 'I hasn't a penis got' or 'I doesn't a penis has'? Answer: They're both wrong.

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A man walks into a bar, he is immediately rushed to the emergency room

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How do you get a blond to fall over? Shoot her with a shotgun.

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It's like they always say, you get what you pay for. Unless your a woman, then you get what other men pay for.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo Boo hoo? Boo hoo your parents are dead.

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Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she had leprosy and had to have her legs and arms amputated

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Knock Knock Come in

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What do you call a really small grape? A grape.

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Why don't jews believe in Jesus Because jews believe Jesus Christ was not their savior

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What do you get when you cross an intersection? Possibly a lower leg contussion, ACL tear, breaks in 4 different sections of your arm and lots of brain swelling if you are hit by a car.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What did batman say to robin before they entered the batmobile? Get in.

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