Knock Knock. Who's there? Bob

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Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? black people have more melanin in their skin causing it to pigment and turn black

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uhyuyuyhyuuuhuyuhh rice crispies

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

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There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

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Whats worse then being raped? Nothing it will ruin your life.

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Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down

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Why was jimmy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face

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What did dean carmon say to his brother? - I don't know I'm not his brother

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's a woman.

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Knock Knock Who's there? ... No one, you have Schizophrenia

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Face...tastes like chicken!

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

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This is a humorous joke, you will laugh.

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a man was shot.... he died

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what do you get when you cross an elephant with a lake? swimming trunks.

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Why can't Demetrius swim? Because he has a genetic disorder where he is paralyzed from the waste down, so he is therefore incapable of propelling himself through the water

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Whats great about F***ing twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

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A gay kid and a group of his friends are at the park. Gay: hey can you do a cartwheel? Girl: helllll no! Gay: Are you straight? Girl: Yah? Gay: Im gay and i can do one.

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What did the rich man say to the poor man? i feel sorry for you

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? How ever many seats happen to be available.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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