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How many babies does it take to cover a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them.

What's the difference between Stevie Wonder and Kevin Bacon? There's none. Neither of them is a taxi driver.

How did the Jewish husband and stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

Where must you go if you have the desire to eat somebody's face? A psychiatric ward. You are clearly going insane and must seek help.

A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Why was the little boy so bad at the piano? It was his first time playing it.

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Knock Knock Who's there? Probably

Roses are red, violets are blue, purple is a color, I like grilled cheese

How do you wake up Lady GAGA? A sludge hammer!

Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

Grandma walked into the kitchen...

how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? A bike that his father paid for with the salary he made as an accountant at a local bank.

How many Caucasian American males does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Why did the chicken cross the road the chicken is blind and deaf and happened to wander into the street and got hit by a car and was instantly killed

-Knock Knock -Who is it? -Your father, i forgot my keys.

Why do black people like fried chicken? There's cocaine inside.

Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

a man walked into a bar ouch

DEAD ON KANE ITS BEEN ALL YOU ABD CAOIMHIN

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

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