what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

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how do you punish helen keller? leave the plunger in the toilet.

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Who is it?

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Why did the Japanese man commit suicide? He was terminally ill and decided it was his time to go

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What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

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What do you get if you cross a Black Man with a Knife? Stabbed.

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Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

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An Italian leaves the mofia

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don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

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Person 1-How do you spell pulmonary embolism? Person 2-P-U-L-M-O-N-A-R-Y E-M-B-O-L-I-S-M. Person 1- Thanks. Person 2- Your Welcome.

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The Mexican word of the day is JUICY. Tell me if juicy see the cops.

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Whats worse then nailing ten babies to a tree? Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

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A black guy and a mexican guy are falling from a building. Which one hits the ground first? Who cares

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What did the sniper say when a newsreporter asked what he felt when he shot a terrorist? The sniper replied: Recoil.

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What's worse then an adult dying A baby dying

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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josh roberts makes nuns hang themselves

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she had no arms... Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

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How did the baby cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken

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ey can i pick your scabs plzz

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Your mother is SO wealthy, that she should help stop the poor children in Africa from starving by donating some spare change to the Let's-Help-Stop-The-Poor-Little-African-Children-From-Starving donation center. -not a real place!!!!!

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What do you call a old guy watching little kids in a pool? a life guard

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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