- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who there? A mute Bullshit

What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant scorpion.

jack shine has boobs

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

How do you tell the difference between a pig and a sea pig? If you open your mouth and it fills with water, you are an idiot

how many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? well it depends on the size of the bathtub - and the size of the babies, for sure.

when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

Knock Knock Who's there? Your real father. I left you when you were a month old and I have regretted the decision ever since. I would like to be a part of your life.

chuck norris's daughter lost her virginity but he got it back

Whats worse than one beast thing? Two beast things. Whats worse than two beast things? The holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust? Three beast things.

What did the Vampire say to the pastor? Nothing. You have to be real to talk

A man violently raped a small child. Unfortunately the child had aids and gave them to the man.

what did the doctor say to the guy with a bullet in his arm you have a bullet in your arm

Why did the vegetarian eat a steak? Because he was not a vegetarian

Why does Santa wear sleigh bells? Because he's got leprosy.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

How do you jump off a bridge? You jump

I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

What did the people say to each other when they ate the orange? Orange you glad I didn't eat you:) HAHAHAA orange you glad that I am good at telling jokes!

A guy walks into a bar, but a metal bar, he hurts his head, he goes to the hospital to get an x-ray, Turns out he hard a brain tumor, He died the next day,

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