Roses are red violets are blue i heart my toilet Becuase it holds all my POO!!!!!!!!

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i was born with 99 medical problems, and the difficulty to count till 100.

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Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

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knock knock whose there? banana banana who? knock knock? whose there? banana knock knock? whose there? banana

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Why did the little girl fall off of her bike? Because she didn’t have any arms. like your mom

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What did the man do at the "take a penny leave a penny holder" He took a penny, and left a penny.

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What do you call a Mexican and a Black man on the moon? Astronauts.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your ball sack ripped off with a grapple hook

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What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life changes and moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medical prescription as directed by her doctor.

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What is black and red? Something that is black and red.

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Haiku's can be fun But they don't always make sense Refrigerator

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How many babies does it take to cover a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them.

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What's the difference between Stevie Wonder and Kevin Bacon? There's none. Neither of them is a taxi driver.

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How did the Jewish husband and stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

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Where must you go if you have the desire to eat somebody's face? A psychiatric ward. You are clearly going insane and must seek help.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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Why was the little boy so bad at the piano? It was his first time playing it.

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whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Probably

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Roses are red, violets are blue, purple is a color, I like grilled cheese

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How do you wake up Lady GAGA? A sludge hammer!

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Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

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Grandma walked into the kitchen...

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