I have cancer. And you're next.

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Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

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What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

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A black man logs on to facebook. He checks his news feed then logs off

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Q: Why did Megan Fox cross the road? A: Because she was running from a giant Decepticon!!! Why else!!!???

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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Horse tits

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what are three words that are never used together in the same sentence ...... salid taste good

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Why was it raining lobsters? Because they ran out of men. Why did the basketball player miss the net? Because he was hit by a lobster

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Whats green and has wheels? A Rednecks front lawn.

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why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

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This is a sentence. This is also a senctence.

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Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

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What do Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder have in common? They're both well known figures who have inspired many.

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It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

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In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

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Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

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What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

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Two gay men walked into a bar in a bigoted, small-minded town and were beaten to death with shoes.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

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Uh... No? Listen, the other 2 people that bother using this "site" (excuse for one) would not give a damn, and if some world government are after us they wont find shit. What? If I said no you would hack this site? My mother can hack this site, thats what makes it so useful for us... SO PLEASE DO NOT TELL EEEEEEEEEVERYONE THAT MY MORALS AND SHIT ARE ALL CODES THAT NOBODY HAS THE BRAIN TO DECODE PLEASE <<<<<<<<< *Sarcasm detector goes off* Seriously though, nah, dont hack nor delete anything, I kinda like how I got some thumbs ups on the comment section where I shared about my mother finally dying and me feeling the world against me great etc blahblah, "Erica" and "Wizard" thumbed those up and are now with us (seriously Wizard? Geek somebody?)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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