Why did the fox cross the road Because it didn't anticipate getting mashed by the passing lorry

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There is a British man, a Mexican man,and a American man on a boat. The captain sad the boat is carrying to much weight so the each have to throw off something they have to much of. The Brit throws tea, The Mexican throws tacos, and The American throws the Mexican.

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What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

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How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

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what's white and 10 inches? nothing....

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How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

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What's half of 8? o

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Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

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Why was the black man unemployed? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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in superbad, why couldnt seth take off mclovin's face and wear it as his own? no one can. theyre fictional characters in a movie

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Hey, did you guys hear what happened the Steve Jobs? He died.

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Backwards write to fun is it. As long as its forward. Emu

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Q: Buttsex? A: Butsex!

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how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

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What did the grass say to the human "Hey" The human then screams and runs to safety

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John - hey do you have tickets to see Oasis? Sam - No I bought green day tickets intead. John rolls his eyes at sam very dissapointedly then proceeds to go home. The next day Sam phones John excitedly telling him he traded his Green day tickets for Oasis tickets, a smile appears on Johns and Sams faces, not that they can see each other, they both then put the phone down. An African died. Green Day are a bad band.

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Think of a number 1-10 Now add 39 Divide that by 20 Subtract two Now close your eyes.. Dark isn't it?

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what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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when life gives you lemmons, chuck em' at beiber

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What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

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