Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

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A black man shoots some hoops. One of the bullets bounces off the rim and hits him in the eye. The man dies. His grandmother is still alive to attend his funeral.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting r.aped by a giant scorpion.

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Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? You don't, Pikachu is a fictional character therefore doesn't exist

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I was going to tell my mom an anti-joke. Then she died.

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What's the difference between me and you? Dr. Dre

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Her lips are not proportionally fit to her face.

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What did the guy day to the other guy with an afro on his head? You look like a guy with an afro on his head.

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what do you call an astrounaut in space? an astrounaut you racist bastard

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because not only was she deaf and dumb, but she was also blind and it's not possible to drive if you are blind.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Q: How many children did it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The light bulb was already screwed in and exploded after excessive tampering

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Batman and Robin are about to get into the Batmobile. What does Batman say? "Get in the car Robin."

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Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

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The man was allergic to water. He unfortunately died because water is needed to sustain health as a human.

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what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

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What do you call an epileptic in a bowl? James, if that happens to be his name.

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Ask me if I am an orange. "Are you an orange?" No.

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A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

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knock knock Who's there? The Police! Your under arrest.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? I'm not sure, he could not unwrap them.

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Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

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What's the difference between a Ginger and a Brick? A ginger is a living organism.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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