Q: Why cant Helen Keller drive? A: Because shes dead.

What does an elephant and a red soda have in common? Neither collects stamps.

So a Jewish Family walks into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

What did the Dinosaur say to the other dinosaur when he saw a huge meteor? Oh hey look a meteor.

How do you get a priest out of a tree? Throw a canoe at him.

What's the easiest way to become filthy rich? There are many ways to earn money. Invest some time into researching the topic.

What's the difference between a duck? An orange.

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

Roses are shitty Violets are bitches I'm fat.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

yes... that's the joke

why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

What do you call a black man with gold teeth? Cruchie.

Roses are red Violets are blue This line doesn't rhyme Neither does this one.

Why did the middle age man walk across the street? There were no vehicles currently driving on that particular road

What do you call a black guy surrounded by a gang of white guys? I don't know, maybe if you asked him his name you would find out.

Why should you never eat a jellyfish on a Wednesday? Because it will sting you with its poison.

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

Why did the Quantum chicken cross the road? It was already on both sides.

whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

If Earth is a triangle, then why are trees smart? Because turtles have 4 legs

what do you call a black chef glendon

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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