Q:why didn't billy go to soccer practice A:there was a billboard stapled to his neck

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A1: he was shot. A2: he died A3: the forest was being cut down and he got into a machine and was shredded to pieces A4: he fell asleep

the economy.

Once upon a time, You have a nice rack...

Whats faster than a black man running away from the cops? The speed of light.

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

Your mother is so fat she has trouble finding clothes in her size.

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

How do you get a tower to move? Hit it with a plane.

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

Why did the man wear a blue shirt? He didn't. He wore a green one.

a man walks into a bar, it hurt.

Whats worse than being a Jew? Being black.

What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

hi to the world fromthe world

How many Haitians does it take to change a lightbulb? Typically one, unless the light bulb referenced is in an inconvenient location or is over-sized / industrial grade.

What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

AJ enjoyed his trip to Pen Island

whats the difference between madalin mcan and batman...batman returns. not really madalin mcan gets rape fucked by many differnt men at the same time whilst she squeels for help

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

In Soviet Russia, the government kills with famine and genocide.

what did the blue paint say to the red paint? i am blue

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