Q:why didn't billy go to soccer practice A:there was a billboard stapled to his neck

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A1: he was shot. A2: he died A3: the forest was being cut down and he got into a machine and was shredded to pieces A4: he fell asleep

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the economy.

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Once upon a time, You have a nice rack...

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Whats faster than a black man running away from the cops? The speed of light.

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Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

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Your mother is so fat she has trouble finding clothes in her size.

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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How do you get a tower to move? Hit it with a plane.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

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Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

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Why did the man wear a blue shirt? He didn't. He wore a green one.

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a man walks into a bar, it hurt.

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Whats worse than being a Jew? Being black.

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What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

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hi to the world fromthe world

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How many Haitians does it take to change a lightbulb? Typically one, unless the light bulb referenced is in an inconvenient location or is over-sized / industrial grade.

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What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

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AJ enjoyed his trip to Pen Island

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whats the difference between madalin mcan and batman...batman returns. not really madalin mcan gets rape fucked by many differnt men at the same time whilst she squeels for help

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why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

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In Soviet Russia, the government kills with famine and genocide.

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what did the blue paint say to the red paint? i am blue

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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