What do u call a muslim A infection to America

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Whats black and hangs from trees in my backyard? blackberries..

thumb_up thumb_down +6

how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

What's the difference between a cow and a fat person. Nothing

thumb_up thumb_down -17

What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

What did America get on the 11th September? 9/11

thumb_up thumb_down +9

Why did the man read the terms of service? He had ignored them before, and was forced into a scam where a shady organization took all of his money and possessions. With no other way to provide for his family, the man began selling drugs, which led to several arrests. He has been n prison for 3 years now... His wife has left him for one of the man's close friends

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What's Mackaulay Culkin's favorite salad dressing? Neverland Ranch.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

I like vagina, hahahahah!!!!!!!!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

thumb_up thumb_down

How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

thumb_up thumb_down +10

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? 0. There are no lights at Auschwitz.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Why doesn't anybody like the octopus? There anti-social creatures by nature

thumb_up thumb_down -11

A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

thumb_up thumb_down -27

What's black and white and red all over? Colors

thumb_up thumb_down

A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Yo momma so fat you have aids

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Limerick There once was a man from mass whos balls were made out of brass he clank them together to make stormy weather and lightning came out of his ass

thumb_up thumb_down -48

Whats worse than 1 bee sting... 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings... The hollacaust Whats worse than the hollacaust... 3 BEE STINGS!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -43

How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

thumb_up thumb_down +2

What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops