What did the kid say when he fell of a cliff and met Tom jones? Hi

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Why'd Sally fall of the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not sally

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's blind.

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What is the difference in a crow. There is none. Both legs are of equal length.

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What does Rubens Barrichelo does with his F1 championship trophies? He never got one.

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this website is non-operational.

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what's worse then being dumped? NOTHING

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The joke above me is a wind-up, losers :P

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What do you call a 5 year old with no friends? A sandy hook survivor

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what did one cow say to the other cow. nothing as its mouth was filled with grass thus it could not speak or it would be deemed as rude.

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What happened when a gay man asked a straight man what time it was? He told him the correct time, they parted ways and went about with their lives.

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How do you wake up a black man? You stab him in the thigh.

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Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

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Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

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There was a little boy in kindergarten who really had to go to the bathroom. So he asked his teacher if he could go to the bathroom, and she told him he could go at snack time. The little boy really had to go to the bathroom, so he asked his teacher again, and like before, she told him to wait until it was snack time. The little boy had to go very very badly and asked the teacher one more time. This time the teacher said "if you can say the alphabet, then you can go to be bathroom" so the little boy got up all his courage and started off with "A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y and Z." Then the teacher said,"good job" and let him go to the bathroom. When he went there was a man waiting in the stall who brutally raped and murdered the boy.

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A bear and a rabbit both take a dump in the woods below an old oak tree. They look at each other, smile and nod their heads in acknowledgment of one another. The bear is first to let go of his rather large load and a loud THUMP is heard throughout the woods. Shortly after another and then another. The rabbit looks at the bear for a moment then turns closes his eyes and begins to strain. Finally the sound of what can only be described as a machine gun rattles through the wood. Looking impressed the bear looks over at the rabbit as it pops off its last few pellets. When the rabbit is finished the bear asks "Do you have a problem with the shit sticking to your fur?" The rabbit thinks for a moment then looks at the bear and says "Umm... No, not really." So the bear uses the rabbit to wipe his arse.

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Where did little susie go during the explosion? Everywhere :) What color were her eyes? Blue. One blew this way and one blew the other way. :p Knock, knock Who's there? Not susie :)

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

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I know a black girl named beyonca.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

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what did the jew get for christmas? nothing jews dont celebrate christmas.

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whats long black, eight inches and sometimes has white on the tips of them? a black mans foot the wears an eight inch shoe.

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