- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

Knock, Knock Who's there? Minecraft!

you will die someday

a man walks into a bar....... thats it.

What's there like a good neighbor? Your neighbor

Why did Billy drop his lunchbox? Because he was mauled by a Hippo.

What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

Q: what's black and white and red all over? A: someone getting murderd on a news paper

Why do we bother living when someday we will die? To reproduce and watch TV.

what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

Knock, Knock Who's There? (Silence) Wondering who was there, the man opened the door, to find a baby in a basket in front of him.

Patrick, I just thought of something funnier than 24. Lemme hear it. 25.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers, Delphiniums are also blue.

lol i'm going to hell for laughing at this shit

what do you get if you put in a pan- a raw chicken, a lemon, assorted vegetables, onions, maybe some soy sauce, and a little olive oil then place this pan into an oven for around two hours, allowing the chicken to moisten. then serve with the assorted vegetable .supper.

I like my coffee like I like my women. Ground up and in the freezer

What's worse than having a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Why did the boy get and iphone? It was his birthday

What's big and looks like a mushroom? A Mushroom.

How do you make a Child cry? Slaughter his dog and feed it to him convincing him its Chili

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

what do you wear at a funeral? white. lol jk black

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