What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

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A man with a barbie doll walks into a bar. He goes up to the bartender and says "I bet you $100 that I can turn this barbie doll into a beautiful lady". The bartender laughs and says "Okay." The man takes out a brush and begins brushing the doll's hair. Seconds later the man has a seizure and falls to floor a dies. It turns out he was a drug addict and had a fatal over dose. The bartender never got his $100.

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Did you hear about the guy who did a backflip off the cliff? He died

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A Black a Jew and a Pollack walk in to the bar bartender says "how may i help you gentlemen"

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What do you do when you see a mentally challenged kid in a wheelchair? Walk up and offer to push him, as you should since he probably hasn't had a lot of friends in his lifetime.

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It's yellow and when you press the button, it becomes red... A baby chicken in a blender

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What do you call a black doctor? Doctor.

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a black man and a squirrel get hit on two different roads what's the difference? well for starters theyre two different species. a squirrel is much smaller than a human and has his own mark on society. the man will be missed dearly by his family and if the impact with the car wasnt bad, he may have a chance to make it out alive at the hospital. the squirrel however is not so lucky. it will be left to die on the street or would have died on impact already with sadly no squirrel hospital to tend to it.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Why did the woman die? She was hit by a bus.

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what did the Spanish priest say to the Ukranian gynocologist? *fart*

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Q: Why did the bear fall out of the tree? A: Because humans tranquilized him, brought him to an animal shelter 100 miles away from his home. Then after he got out he got hit by a car and died. PETA is watching.....always

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How do you stop a black person from drowning? You toss him a flotation device.

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what did the 3 year old get for her birthday? nothing she died of terminal cancer at the age of 2

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

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What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

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knock knock who's there? boo don't do this joke again- i'll make you cry if you finish it don't cry it is just a knock knock joke teeheehee

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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i tped this with my toiung. now i hve germs

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Why did the Blonde say something stupid? Because she is stupid

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roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen property that you should return immediately because the consequences of shop-lifting can prevent you from getting a good job and might land you in prison.

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Anti Joke

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