Yo mamma's so black, and that's ok. We're all different and unique.

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What do you call a black guy running from the cops? Nothing. He was out for his morning jog and he happened to run by the police.

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what did the egg say to the boiling water? itll take a while to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick.

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Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

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Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Evolutionarily destined to be eaten by a predator such as a wolf or coyote, barring haing a defense mechanism that allows it to fend off such attacks.

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A seal walks into a club...

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Q: why did the black man cry when he went to bed? A: he had just had a visit from the police and apparently his family had been tragically killed in a car accident.

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Why did Jorge eat Larry's face? He was on bath salt.

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Whats sad about 4 blacks riding of a cliff in a cadilac. It was a rental.

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Why does the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have legs to walk and they are not able to fly across the road, like the rest of their bird friends.

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What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

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Hello

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kids make accidents in the backseat of your car but u and your wife made an accident in the backseat and thats how you got that rottten troll that makes accidents in the car!!

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Q: How many years does it take for a deer to grow into a moose? A: 7

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nock nock " whos there" , "open the door and you will see

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Dont be mean Dyslexics are teople poo

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How did the girl get rid of a fever? She took medicine.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

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Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

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what do you call a cat with no tail? smithers.

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When you have read this, you've already read it.

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a child and his father were on a bike ride the child tried to cross a street but was run over by a truck. His father now lives homeless and griefs his dead son.

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Sex

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Knock, knock. The man knocking finds a note taped to the door saying "we'll be back in a week", the man proceeds to walk back home and tell his wife that they weren't home and that he'll return the rake he borrowed from them next week when they're back.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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