What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the Long face" The horse then storms out of the bar, wondering why every bartender must ask him that.

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Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

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Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm not sure, but the farmer must be very upset about the loss of one of his chickens.

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Why do they bury lawyers 10 feet deep? Because deep down they are really good people.

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McDonald. It's run by Lawers

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What is the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The word anti before anti-joke.

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What happened to the Atheist when he died? No one knows because there's no proof God does or does not exist and the only way to find out is to die.

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? So he can eat it.

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What did the pacific ocean do to the Atlantic ocean? He waved.

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A man walks into a bar, he is an alcoholic and is ruining his family.

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What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, D1ck in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

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Q: What do you get when you cross an alcoholic and a sex addict? A: A baby

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Why do men not get cullulite? Because it's ugly.

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What did one Pokemon say to the other pokemon? We are fake.

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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A blind man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at the man for a moment, then asks : - Excuse me, sir. Are you blind ? And the blind man says : - Yes.

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What did the woman say to her rapist? I've had better.

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What do you call a black woman who had 4 abortions? A Crimestopper

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I came.

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What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken? His name.

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What did the black man say when he ate a Hershey bar? Delicious

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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