What is black and white and red all over the news paper of someone with tuberculosis

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why was the woman crying? her son killed 5 people.

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Finally, lets take the fight two the streets shall we, no I am not asking, asking is for pussies: YOU VIOLATED AND KILLED MY FATHER! YES YES WHAT IS IT WITH YOU WOMEN ANYWAYS I VIOLATED YOUR MOTHER TOO, BUT YOU DON`T HEAR HER WHINING ABOUT IT! In fact tell her to stop her sending me nude shots, I prefer it when she sends me those she takes of you in your sleep... Your friendly Neighborhood R*pist Moral Man:The day Moral Man graced your village was the worst day of your life, for me it was fathers day! Literally, do you really think I killed your father? I would never comitt suicide! Now, let us celebrate our reunion with some... "Moral WINcest" Barlog: Yes we would like to see the tapes you made for me banging her mother. two Super Turbo edition hours later: YEEEEEEEEEEES! YEEEEEEEEEEEES!

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A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? Pants.

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a black guy walks into a bar and sits next to a white guy. White guy: "I don't like your kind here". Black guy: "what kind wound that be"? White guy: "the colored kind". The black guy turns away then looks back at the white guy and says", When I'm born I'm black, when I die I'm black, When I'm cold I'm black, and when I'm sick I'm black. You ( to the white guy ) when your born your pink, when you die your blue, when your cold your purple, and when your sick your green and your calling me colored???

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How many baby's does it to paint a wall red? It depends how many you throw.

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Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other is a baby.

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What do you call it when the sh*t hits the fan? The sh*t hits the fan.

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What's the difference between a jew, a muslim and a christian. They follow different belief systems

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a girl who was knocked off a swing by a fridge.

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Why did the man yell at his wall? Because it jumped out and scared him when he walked past

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Q- How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A- You Poke Her Face

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We can never be truly sure of the chicken's real purpose, but given the circumstances of the surroundings, the story has it that the purpose of the chicken was to physically move to the other side of said road.

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What rhymes with shuck and starts with an f flamethrower

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why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning

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Why was the 45 year old man crying? He shit his pants.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a shiny new Cadillac? I don't have a shiny new Cadillac in my garage.

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Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

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A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

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What did the man do when he went to the toilet went toilet

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A black person walks out of KFC

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A black man wearing a belt. Oh, he has a shoelace!

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