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How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

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This is the concept of anti-joke.

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why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

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Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

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A recently engaged couple are having sex. The man finishes in just under 3 minutes as usual. The woman then says "I love you" because they've been together for over 2 years and they care for each other very deeply.

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whats worse than finding 30 babies nailed to 30 trees? finding coal in your stocking at christmas.

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Why did the boys uncle stop calling him? His uncle died of cancer 3 months ago.

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Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

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Chuck Norris screams in pain.

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A Pakistani news reader.

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What smells worse than a skunk? A dead skunk.

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Why did the boy get hit by a car? Because he didn't look both ways

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Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

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Whats worse than scraping your elbow and knee? Beheading and disembowlment.

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Q: Why do Indians smell? A: Cause they have noses? Racist.

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If file gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out that your mother just got raped by ten black men and then coming home to her dead body and getting raped by the same men who raped your mom.

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Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he dropped his phone fell in.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

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q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

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how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

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how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

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whats worse than the holacost? your mom giving you cubes in your drink when you requested crushed instead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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