Why couldn't Tommy pick up the bunny? Because the bunny was schizophrenic and Tommy wasn't real.

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf man? Neither did he.

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"Why did the chicken cross the road" "why" "to get to the gay guys house" "knock-knock" "who's there?" "The chicken..."

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Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

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oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

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A-S-S-H-O-L-E!!!! Everybody A-S-S-H-O-L-E!!!!

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Whats the difference between ice cream and dead babies? I'm not eating ice cream right now.

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Think of a number 1-10 Now add 39 Divide that by 20 Subtract two Now close your eyes.. Dark isn't it?

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What do the Holocaust and baseball have in common ? They are sports , except the Holocaust .

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Two men are sitting in a pub. One man turns to the other and says: 'Last night I saw lots of strange men coming in and out of your wife's house.' The other man replies: 'Yes, she has become a prostitute to subsidize her drug habit.'

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It's The Only Crayon The illustrator had?

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What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

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Roses are red Violets are blue this doesn't rhyme i like trains.

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How do you break up a fight between two blacks I have ADD and Im proud of it

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What do you get when you cross a Mexican with an octopus? Nothing, two different species cannot propagate and gene splicing isn't advanced enough to separate the specific traits of an organism.

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Why did the young boy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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How did Danny break his bike? No one really knows. The best probable guess who be a tree fell on it, because Danny and his bike were found under a fallen tree.

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How do you kill a blonde? Irreversibly damage her vital organs to the point where she loses consciousness and will never wake again.

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Why was Adolf Hitler such a bad man? Because he never kissed his wife goodbye.

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One man said to another 'I think I'm going to have a chinese tonight.' the other replied 'it is wrong to eat people, even if they are chinese.'

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want to go home? yea

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What's the difference between a North Korean and a South Korean? Nothing, they're both chinese.

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I'm funnY!!! Haha pënis

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A bear walked into a bar and said to the bartender," I'd li.........................ke one beer please. " The bartender replied, " Sure. But why the big pause? "

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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