Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares what a Chicken does?

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What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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" I can't here you it's too dark!"

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What do you call an Arabic man who crashed a plane into a business building? A careless pilot whose recklessness caused him to crash into a building. His stupidity and lack of plane control skill led to a horrible accident that involved the death of thousands of innocent people and the death of many business people's office pets.

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whats worse than getting raped by your mom getrting raped by a giant scorpian

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-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

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Why were Jews discriminated against for thousands of years? They weren't supposed to. Jews are people just like you and me. And for every ignorant person out there that hates Jews, you better watch your back because God is watching you.

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Boy 1: Hey do you want my last chewing gum? Boy 2: Yeah please! Boy 1: Same. The boy continues to eat the chewing gum and finishes his shit wandering why the boy walked into the same cubicle as him.

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Why did Jimmy go to the doctor? He had just been hit by a semi truck and his legs were severed. He died later that night.

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What do you call a black guy, a white guy, a mexican guy, and a chinese guy jumping out of a plane? Skydivers.

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Your mother just died.

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whats worse than stubbing your toe? getting a vanarial disease and going insane

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What's Casey Anthony doing now that she's not in prison? She's actually living life as an upstanding citizen in Florida.

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why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

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Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

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A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She compiled and saw the error of her ways.

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What's the difference between a leopard and a coffee table? There is no difference. They both have four legs.

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Why did little Timmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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What did one cannibal set to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

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How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

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Knock Knock Who's there? I bought a Jeep

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Poverty.

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Anti Joke

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