Why is the world round? Because oranges are purple.

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What did the man order at KFC, in Miami? A face.

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What did the black man get for christmas? A present.

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Why did the horse insult the postage stamp? He didn't. Horses can not speak English nor can anything verbally or physically critique a postage stamp and make it feel any emotional distress.

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what's worse than the holocaust? black people whats worse than black people? mexicans Whats worse than mexicans? 2 mexicans Whats worse than 2 mexicans? Africa

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Once upon a time, a handsome prince met a beautiful princess. They both fell in love with each other. They then got married and lived happily ever after.

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What did one gorilla say to the other? Urgh.

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Why did the blond get fired from the M&M factory? Repeated absences and stealing.

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TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

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A piece of shit gets flushed down the toilet. The end.

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Ask me if I'm a dinosaur. Are you dinosaur? No.

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Two Drunks walk out of a bar. They look down an alley and see a dog licking his balls. The first drunk says" Man, I wish I could do that." The second guy replies " Well you better pet him first."

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Why was six afraid of 7? Because 7 was a terrorist.

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- Mommy look, I built a sandcastle! - Who cares, you have cancer.

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Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

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When life gives you melons, you know you're dyslexic.

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what has two eyes and a face? the 5 year old who got raped on his way back home last night.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

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Stop me if you heard this one before.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

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A man with a barbie doll walks into a bar. He goes up to the bartender and says "I bet you $100 that I can turn this barbie doll into a beautiful lady". The bartender laughs and says "Okay." The man takes out a brush and begins brushing the doll's hair. Seconds later the man has a seizure and falls to floor a dies. It turns out he was a drug addict and had a fatal over dose. The bartender never got his $100.

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Did you hear about the guy who did a backflip off the cliff? He died

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Anti Joke

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