a child and his father were on a bike ride the child tried to cross a street but was run over by a truck. His father now lives homeless and griefs his dead son.

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Sex

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Knock, knock. The man knocking finds a note taped to the door saying "we'll be back in a week", the man proceeds to walk back home and tell his wife that they weren't home and that he'll return the rake he borrowed from them next week when they're back.

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the WNBA.

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Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

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im jewish

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

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"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

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Why couldn't the black man swim. Because he had never been taught.

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Hey, are you 5? Ya I am 5 inches deep in your MOM!!

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what's black and white? everything. i'm a dog

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What's worse than being single on Valentine's Day? Finding out your son has AIDS.

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Did you ever notice that if you blow in a dogs face it goes mad, yet when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head straight out the window?

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Nothing. His parents are dead and Santa doesn't exist.

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roses are black violets are black i am blind

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What do you call a fish with no "eyes" Dead

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10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

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Girl:Do you wanna hear a joke? Boy:Sure... Girl: jesus loves you

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What did the lady find out when she went to the doctor. She had breast cancer.

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What did grandma receive for her 75th birthday? Alzheimer's.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

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What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

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ey can i pick your scabs plzz

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can A hundred dead babies in a trash can Whats worse than a hundred dead babies in a trash can A live one at the bottom Whats worse than that It eats it way out Whats worse than that It brings friends

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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