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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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John Rustenburg at the dinner table

Two guys go hunting and one of them aims the sniper at the other guy's house and says "I see your wife's cheating on you again with another man" he replies "I've had it with her, shoot him in the privates and shoot her in the mouth" the friend says "I'll get that in one shot".

Women's rights

Friends are a lot like snow You pee on them, they disappear

a:two guys are white but one of the guys can only see black and white so he said dude you black he said no so they have a race who won :nobody they both got hit by a bus then a car then a donkey eaea then a horse

Why was the boy praying? Because both of his parents had just been brutally murdered in front of him and he was analy defiled by the assailant and left alive to have live with the pain of seeing both of his parents be killed. He had also dropped his lollipop.

What's green and bounces? An envious kangaroo.

Are you from Tennesse because my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

Know what's worst than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Obama

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Why do Eskimos build igloos? Because it is the most practical form of habitation for their climate zone, lifestyle, and availability of materials.

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Why did the dinosaurs die out? Because you touch yourself at night.

Q: What's the difference between Osama's death and Paris Hilton's bra? A: One is Osama's death and the other is Paris Hilton's bra.

So there are two skunks in a bath tub. One of the skunks says to the other, "Would you please pass the soap?", and the other skunk says, "What do you think I am, a talking radio?!"

What did Roadrunner name his car? Turbo Tax.

Baman: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? Piderman: What? Baman: They're all gone!

A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

A Haitian walks into a bar. It collapses.

What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's coop was faulty and thus it escaped.

A black, Kenyan man enters a race. He comes in second to last as he didn't practice as much as the other contestants.

How do you kill a polar bear? You melt the polar ice caps and take a rope and choke it till it is out cold. You then put a plastic bag over its head and throw it in the water.

How to you scare a paraplegic? Point a gun at him.

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