Why the chimp fell off the tree? Because it's dead.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?", laughs at his own joke, then calls animal control.

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involved parents.

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What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? Just about anything because child mortality is not funny.

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I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours being in a zoo But don't worry I'll be there too Behind the bars, laughing at you

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What's better than winning the Silver Medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

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Why couldnt i think of an anti-joke? cuz i was too high and a fly distracted me

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Do you want to hear a joke?!?!?!?!?!?! A happy orphan

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Your momma's so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.

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james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

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What happens if u call a black kid names? He tells an adult and u get in trouble

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why is liam baldy because his dad is too

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A doctor tells a guy: "I have bad news. You have Alzheimer's, and you have cancer." Guy says, "Thank God I don't have cancer."

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what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

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Why did Micheal fall off his bike? Someone threw a chainsaw at him.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapos.

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In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

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What's clear and wet? water

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What's the cookie monster's favorite kind of cookie? Oreos

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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knock knock who's there me i kill you

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Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's blind? No, because he's dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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